Off To You Shorts
Description: A bold, distressed-style text design in white on black. The phrases 'ONLY A NURSE', 'CAN DRUG YOU', 'CUT YOUR CLOTHES OFF', 'TIE YOU DOWN', 'INFLECT PAIN', 'TO AROUSE YOU', 'PADDLE YOU', 'AND HAVE YOU THANK THEM LATER' are stacked vertically in large block letters. Decorative EKG line graphics appear at the top and bottom, and syringe icons flank the word 'DOWN' and 'DOWN' again near 'PAIN'.
Description: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied!" Celebrate the peak of 80s action cinema with this Commando (1985) inspired design. Featuring the ultimate one-liner from Colonel John Matrix, this shirt is a tribute to Arnold Schwarzenegger at his most unstoppable. Perfect for fans of retro action movies, vintage bodybuilding culture, and the glorious era of the one-man army. Whether you're a fan of Bennett, the steam pipe showdown, or just high-octane cult classics, this distressed vintage-style graphic tee is a must-have for your collection. Let off some steam, Bennett!
Commando 1985 I Lied T-Shirt | Arnold Schwarzenegger John Matrix Quote 80s Action Shorts
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
$27
Description: This is a text-based composition with a power symbol integrated into the text. The words 'HAVE YOU TRIED TO TURN IT' are in white text at the top. Below, 'OFF' is shown in red with a red power symbol, and 'ON' is shown in green with a green power symbol. The final line reads 'AND ON AGAIN?' in white text. The background is black.
Description: NOTICE: You Can Be Kind And Still Tell People To F*ck Off - funny warning signs
NOTICE: You Can Be Kind And Still Tell People To F*ck Off - funny warning signs Shorts
by today.i.am.sad
$27
Description: This humorous design features the complete text: What I Did To Piss You Off Please Let Me Know So I Can Do It Again! Perfect for sassy squirrel lovers and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor. Great gift for friends and women who appreciate funny quotes and playful attitude.
Description: A funny and sarcastic “dead to me” quote for anyone who is completely done with drama. Perfect for people with a petty sense of humor, sarcastic friends, and anyone ready to cut toxic energy out of their life. A fun gift idea for birthdays, friendship, breakups, or everyday laughs.
Description: A funny and sarcastic “dead to me” quote for anyone who is completely done with drama. Perfect for people with a petty sense of humor, sarcastic friends, and anyone ready to cut toxic energy out of their life. A fun gift idea for birthdays, friendship, breakups, or everyday laughs.
i-literally-want-my-tax-dollars-to-support-national-parks Shorts
by Gleraahu
$21 $27