Orbitz Shorts
Description: The Orbitz™ – Drink the Lava Lamp Tee is a love letter to peak 90s soda culture—when futuristic branding, wild colors, and “what am I drinking?” vibes ruled the shelves. This bold, retro-futuristic design features a classic Orbitz-style bottle packed with floating gelatin orbs, fake science claims, and unapologetic chaos. Basically, it looks like a lava lamp you were absolutely not supposed to consume… but did anyway.
Description: Orbitz was a non-carbonated fruit-flavored beverage produced by The Clearly Food & Beverage Company of Canada, makers of Clearly Canadian. It was introduced in test markets around May 1996, then went to most markets by 1997, and then quickly disappeared due to poor sales. The drink was sold in six flavors, and made with small floating edible balls. Orbitz was marketed as a "texturally enhanced alternative beverage" but some consumers compared it to a portable lava lamp.
