Perfect Dark Shorts
Description: I Want A More Perfect Union — Victorian Wood Type Art (Dark Version) Uncle Sam wanted you. This wants something bigger. I WANT A MORE PERFECT UNION — preamble as protest, founding language as demand. Massive Victorian wood type with authentic letterpress texture and inline detail, printed like a 19th century broadside that means business today. No illustration needed. The words are the statement. For civic believers, history lovers, constitutional thinkers, and anyone who still thinks the founding promise is worth demanding. From Puff Sumo.
Description: A More Perfect Union — Lincoln Victorian Wood Type Portrait (Dark Version) Period broadside typography meets raw crosshatch portraiture. Abraham Lincoln emerges from beneath the weight of the words he lived by — A More Perfect Union rendered in massive Victorian wood type, the man himself scratched into existence in sepia ink below. Fist raised. Eyes set. This is Lincoln as he actually was: not a monument, not a myth, but a man who understood exactly what was at stake and refused to flinch. For history lovers, civic believers, and anyone who knows the founding promise is still unfinished business. From Puff Sumo.
Description: A More Perfect Union — Lincoln Uncle Sam Typography Art (Dark Version) The preamble never promised perfection. It promised the pursuit of it. Abraham Lincoln — the president who held the union together with bloodied hands — stares out from beneath the Uncle Sam hat, draped in the flag he refused to let fall. Bold script lettering. Raw flag-stripe brushwork in red, white, and blue. This is American history as it actually felt — heavy, complicated, and unfinished. For lovers of history, civic art, and the idea that the work isn’t done. From Puff Sumo.
Description: The “Am I Perfect? No. Am I Trying To Be A Better Person? Also No.” design is perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic humor and unapologetic quotes. Bold, funny, and a little savage, this design makes a great gift for friends who embrace their flaws and aren’t afraid to admit they’re not trying to change. Ideal for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and stickers, this design is a must-have for sarcastic souls and lovers of witty quotes.
Am I Perfect? No. Am I Trying To Be Better? Also No – Funny Sarcastic Quote Shorts
by Schmeler Hammes
$27
Description: The “Am I Perfect? No. Am I Trying To Be A Better Person? Also No.” design is perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic humor and unapologetic quotes. Bold, funny, and a little savage, this design makes a great gift for friends who embrace their flaws and aren’t afraid to admit they’re not trying to change. Ideal for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and stickers, this design is a must-have for sarcastic souls and lovers of witty quotes.
Am I Perfect? No. Am I Trying To Be Better? Also No – Funny Sarcastic Quote Shorts
by Schmeler Hammes
$27
Description: The “Am I Perfect? No. Am I Trying To Be A Better Person? Also No.” design is perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic humor and unapologetic quotes. Bold, funny, and a little savage, this design makes a great gift for friends who embrace their flaws and aren’t afraid to admit they’re not trying to change. Ideal for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and stickers, this design is a must-have for sarcastic souls and lovers of witty quotes.
Am I Perfect? No. Am I Trying To Be Better? Also No – Funny Sarcastic Quote Shorts
by Schmeler Hammes
$27
Description: The “Am I Perfect? No. Am I Trying To Be A Better Person? Also No.” design is perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic humor and unapologetic quotes. Bold, funny, and a little savage, this design makes a great gift for friends who embrace their flaws and aren’t afraid to admit they’re not trying to change. Ideal for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and stickers, this design is a must-have for sarcastic souls and lovers of witty quotes.
Am I Perfect? No. Am I Trying To Be Better? Also No – Funny Sarcastic Quote Shorts
by Schmeler Hammes
$27
Description: A spooky-cute design featuring adorable grim reapers, a karma ledger, and the phrase “Karma Has Perfect Timing.” Perfect for fans of gothic humor, dark cute aesthetics, Halloween vibes, and witty quote art. This playful artwork blends eerie charm with funny karma energy, making it a great gift for spooky season lovers, gothic style fans, and anyone who enjoys cute grim reaper designs.
Description: Show off your dark sense of humor with this funny design: "I'm going to haunt people after death – I have a list!" Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and anyone who enjoys quirky jokes. Whether you're a prankster or just love witty graphics, this eerily hilarious print is great for T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more. A must-have for those who plan on causing mischief even after death!
Description: Embrace your edgy side with our "F-Caw-F" design, featuring a bold crow delivering a cheeky message. This unique graphic is perfect for those who appreciate dark humor, gothic aesthetics, and rebellious fashion. Ideal for fans of alternative styles, punk rock enthusiasts, and bird lovers with a twist, this design adds a daring statement to any wardrobe. Whether you're attending a concert, hanging out with friends, or simply expressing your individuality, the "F-Caw-F" design is your go-to choice. Stand out from the crowd and let your apparel speak volumes!
Description: Unleash your inner rebel with our bold "F-Caw-F" crow design! This edgy graphic features a sassy crow delivering its cheeky message, perfect for those who appreciate sarcastic humor and a touch of avian attitude. Ideal for fans of punny bird-themed apparel, this design adds a playful twist to your wardrobe. Whether you're a bird lover, a pun enthusiast, or someone who enjoys making a statement, this "F-Caw-F" design is a must-have addition. Stand out from the flock and let your attire do the talking!
Description: Embrace your rebellious spirit with our "F-Caw-F" design, featuring a bold crow delivering its cheeky message. This unique graphic is perfect for those who appreciate dark humor, gothic aesthetics, and alternative fashion. Ideal for fans of edgy streetwear, punk rock enthusiasts, and bird lovers with an attitude, this design adds a daring statement to any wardrobe. Whether you're attending a concert, hanging out with friends, or simply expressing your individuality, the "F-Caw-F" design is your go-to choice. Stand out from the crowd and let your apparel speak volumes!
Description: Embrace your rebellious spirit with our "F-Caw-F" design, featuring a bold crow delivering its cheeky message. This unique graphic is perfect for those who appreciate dark humor, gothic aesthetics, and alternative fashion. Ideal for fans of edgy streetwear, punk rock enthusiasts, and bird lovers with an attitude, this design adds a daring statement to any wardrobe. Whether you're attending a concert, hanging out with friends, or simply expressing your individuality, the "F-Caw-F" design is your go-to choice. Stand out from the crowd and let your apparel speak volumes!
Description: Love puzzles, cats, and dark humor? This “Puzzling Makes Me Feel Less Murdery” design is for every puzzle lover, introvert, or jigsaw addict who finds peace in chaos. Featuring a cute cat with puzzle pieces, it’s perfect for cat moms, true crime fans, and anxious brains. A must-have for cozy nights, brain breaks, or gifting puzzlers!
Description: Glitchy female portrait for geeks and tech nerds around. Geeky computer graphics. Bold intense rainbow colours are a powerful statement. Modern contemporary and minimal approach to design. Feminine retro woman portrayed in a glitch. Perfect birthday or christmas gift for anyone with interest in technology or contemporary art.
