Polyglot Shorts

Description: Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur - Anything said in Latin sounds profound.

Description: Let everyone know that you are a cunning linguist who speaks many tongues

Description: I Just Want to Drink Beer and Study Foreign Languages

Description: Deveni nongovernable. Tu ia vide a cualce ves un ipopotamo cual xasa un leon a via?

Description: Deveni nongovernable. Tu ia vide a cualce ves un ipopotamo cual xasa un leon a via?

Description: "Putin jest huj," the Interslavic equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. The original Ukrainian appears on the back of the T-shirt.

Description: Bazaj principoj de anarkiismo: kontraŭaŭtoritatismo, libera asocio, memrego, interhelpo, libereco kaj alia mondo.

Description: A mashup of the Globasa and lesbian pride flag designs.

Description: A mashup of the Globasa and nonbinary pride flag designs.

Description: A mashup of the Globasa and asexual pride flag designs.

Description: Xanti? Kam yu Globasa? Peace! Do you speak Globasa?

Description: A mashup of the Globasa and intersex pride flag designs.

Description: Xukra, me nefra to. "Thanks, I hate it" in Globasa.

Description: "Iudi" — "Jew" or "Jewish" in Lingua Franca Nova (Elefen), a constructed auxiliary language built from the shared vocabulary of French, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish, and Catalan.

Description: A mashup of the Globasa and pan pride flag designs.

Description: A mashup of the Globasa and gay men pride flag designs.

Description: The word "world citizen" in Globasa: globayen, lit. "world person".

Description: POLYGLOT EN COURS — proceed with caution. This person will correct your French accent in the most charming way possible. A bold yellow-and-black sticker for learners of the language of diplomacy and croissants.

Description: "Filastin libre" — "Free Palestine" in Lingua Franca Nova (Elefen), an international auxiliary language built primarily on French, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish, and Catalan vocabulary, with endonym-based geonyms and ethnonyms.

Description: Basili principi de anarkiismo: antiawtoritaya, huru asosya, sekrasi, sohosahay, huruya ji alo globa.

Description: Xukra, me nefra to. "Thanks, I hate it" in Globasa.

Description: "Путин јест хуј" (Putin jest huj) — the Interslavic equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan, written in Cyrillic. The original Ukrainian appears on the back of the T-shirt.

Description: Latin quotes and ancient Greek and Roman sayings are often abused for pseudo-profundity. Latin sayings, language and incomprehensible proverbs shouldn't be taken at face value simply for being in classical Latin. Funny Latin gift for doctors and snobs.

Description: 다국어 학습 중 — Polyglot in Progress. Warning: this person will correct your Korean pronunciation unprompted. A high-contrast yellow-and-black sticker for Korean learners on a mission.

Description: تعلم لغات متعدد — Polyglot in Progress. Caution: this person reads right to left and considers it completely normal. A high-visibility warning sticker for Arabic learners who chose the most beautiful language in the world.

Description: 多语言学习中 — Polyglot in Progress. Caution: tones may be practiced out loud in public. A bold warning sign sticker for Mandarin learners who embrace the chaos of learning the most spoken language on Earth.

Description: 多言語学習中 — Polyglot in Progress. Caution: this person may randomly switch to Japanese at any moment. A bold yellow-and-black warning sign sticker for learners who are a danger to monolingualism.

Description: POLÍGLOTA EN PROCESO — precaución. Este diseño es para los que llevan el diccionario en el corazón. A vivid warning sticker for Spanish learners who are technically dangerous to anyone who mixes up ser and estar.

Description: Hochdeutsch, Bayerisch, Schweizerdeutsch — three distinct German stamps in a black-and-gold precision passport. For learners who discovered that German isn't one language, but a fascinating spectrum of dialects.

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Description: "Free Palestine" in Toki Pona. More literally "May Palestinians govern themselves."

Description: Seoul, Busan, Jeju — all stamped in your Korean language passport. This retro hanji-textured design is for the Korean learners who've explored every dialect and are proud of every stamp they've earned.

Description: Your brain has too many tabs open — hiragana, kanji, katakana, and anime references. This isometric brain design is for the Japanese learners who live with the language 24/7 and wouldn't have it any other way.

Description: Parisien, Provençal, Québécois — three stamps in one elegant vintage passport. A burgundy-and-gold linen-textured design for French learners who know the language stretches far beyond France itself.

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Description: Castellano, Andaluz, Rioplatense — stamped in a Spanish colonial parchment passport in vibrant red and gold. For the Spanish learner who knows that one language can sound like a dozen different worlds.