Pronunciation Shorts
Description: A black background displays white text. The top reads 'ENGINEER' in a bold, outlined font within a white rectangle. Below that are the words 'noun. [en-juh-neer]'. Following this is the definition '1. solving problems you didn't knou had in ways you can't understand'. The bottom line reads 'see also; wizard, magician'.
Description: A black background with white text. The top reads 'CHEMICAL ENGINEER' in bold, large letters. Below a red line is the pronunciation '/chemical'e.ngineer/'. Further text describes a chemical engineer as a blend of mathematician, chemist, and physicist who uses extensive knowledge to confuse scientists. It ends with 'AKA: Genius, Caffeine Junkie.'
Description: A dark background with bold white text reading "MECHANICAL" and bold orange text reading "ENGINEER". Below this, there is a phonetic pronunciation. Further down, a detailed definition of a mechanical engineer is provided in white text, followed by the phrase "See also: wizard, magician".
Description: A black background with white text. The text reads 'Software Engineer', followed by the phonetic pronunciation '[sof-twair en-juh-neer]'. Below this is the definition of a noun: 'A person who fixes problems you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand, while appearing to stare intently at code for extended periods, and sometimes actually writing some.' Finally, it lists 'synonyms: wizard, magician'.
Description: A black background with white text and graphics. At the top, three gears are displayed with parallel lines on either side. Below the gears, the word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed, followed by its phonetic pronunciation "/'an-aneen/" and a wrench icon. Underneath a horizontal line, a humorous definition of an engineer is written, concluding with "WIZARD, MAGICIAN".
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Description: A text-based composition with the word 'engineer' in large white capital letters at the top, followed by its phonetic pronunciation and the word 'noun'. Below this is a definition of an engineer, followed by the phrase 'Synonyms: Be wizard and magician.' The entire composition is presented on a black background.
Description: A stark black background features the word 'photophile' in large white sans-serif font, followed by its phonetic pronunciation '/fotofile/'. Below this, three numbered definitions or examples are presented in smaller white text, starting with '1. photophile photophile praseting the seculers.'
Description: A black background features white text with the word ENGINEER prominently displayed. Below it is the phonetic spelling ['zaineen]. Further down, a phrase reads 'INTER CIENERS BE MIIK FOUTIACE, YOU THE YOTE NAIY TRISTIANTE.' The text 'SEE ALSO' appears above 'WIZARD, MAGICIAN'. A simple graphic of a circuit board and gears is at the top.
Description: A stark black background features large white text that reads "Aging" at the top. Below this, in a smaller font, is the phonetic pronunciation "/'a-ging/" followed by "noun". The final section displays a lengthy, nonsensical definition of aging in white text, starting with "the personally curnal bro spen tiurally comes with then roach up this stund dow of a beitars had metbeys."
