Rabbit Knight Shorts

Description: TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Description: “She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Description: You'll Soil Your Armor

Description: King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Description: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

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Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Description: You Have Died.

Description: Almost the Full Monty

Description: The Holy Grail Tour

Description: It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

Description: Embrace the adventure with this charming rabbit knight design. Perfect for fans of fantasy, medieval lore, and cute animal warriors, this illustration brings a heroic bunny to life in a fun, artistic style.

Description: TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Description: A cartoon rabbit depicted as a knight wearing full armor and a helmet. The rabbit holds a spear in its left hand and a book in its right. Text at the top reads "BORN TO DILLY DALLY" and text at the bottom reads "FORCED TO FIGHT FASCISTS". The background is black.

Description: Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

Description: It's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

Description: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Description: Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Description: I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Killer Rabbit

Description: One Knight, Two Knights...

Description: Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

Description: For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it… and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair!

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Description: Do Not Pet

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Description: Digital collage from medieval miniatures by Bulgan Lumini ©

Description: with instructions!

Description: A bunny warrior, forced to fight. Dilly dally is the goal.

Description: The black knight always triumphs!

Description: I Fart In Your General Direction

Description: A circular emblem with a black background featuring a cartoon rabbit in green leaf armor holding a spear and a book. Behind the rabbit is a silhouette of a city skyline against a sunburst that transitions from orange to yellow. The text reads "BORN TO DILLY DALLY FORCED TO FIGHT FASCISTS" in a white, bold, curved font.

Description: Tis but a scratch!

Description: Rabbit Knight Riding Crocodile Adventure