Rancho Cucamonga Shorts
Rancho Cucamonga, CA \/\/\/\ Retro Typography Design T-Shirt Shorts
by DankFutura
$21 $27
Description: Definitions of what constitutes the Inland Empire vary; the smallest include just the cities of western Riverside County and southwestern San Bernardino County. Others extend the term to include the Coachella Valley, including Palm Springs. The broadest definitions include all of San Bernardino and Riverside counties. The latter, it's hopefully clear, is the definition depicted with this map.
Description: Dante’s Pizza Palace is a fictional entertainment restaurant featuring arcade games and kiddie amusement rides, in addition to serving pizza and beer. Located in Rancho Cucamonga, California, Dante’s was said to be the premier location for kids' birthday parties. Games and pizza for the kids, and cheap pitchers of beer for the parents, and of course, Dante the rat mascot is the host with the most.
Description: With the boys sitting in court suing Montez, Adam arrives looking unusually smart in a blue suit, but appearances can be deceiving. Within minutes, his ridiculous fake Southern accent starts creeping out as he tries to sound charming and sophisticated. Then, completely out of nowhere, he turns to the female stenographer and asks, “Do you like pool parties, Miss?” You can almost hear the courtroom falling silent. Adam's awkward confidence and outrageous timing make the moment even funnier. The best part? He then says "Remember Miss you are under oath."
