Read Everything Shorts
Description: Famous "quote" from Abraham Lincoln: "Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it.""
Abraham Lincoln - "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" Shorts
by Spinning Comedy Gold
$27
Description: A circular design with a pale beige background resembling circuitry. Prominently displays the text "EVERYTHING IS OPEN SOURCE IF YOU CAN READ ASSEMBLY" in bold black lettering. A magnifying glass hovers over the word "ASSEMBLY". The circuitry pattern is made of thin black lines and small circles.
Everything Is Open Source If You Can Read Assembly Magnifying Glass Circuitry Shorts
by Nevercontentjpn
$27
Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.
American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire Shorts
by Puff Sumo
$21 $27
Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire (Dark Version) American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.
American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire (Dark Version) Shorts
by Puff Sumo
$21 $27
Description: A vibrant, cartoonish orange octopus is depicted with multiple arms holding various open books and a green mug of steaming coffee. It is shown in a watery environment with blue waves beneath it. The text "READ EVERYTHING" is displayed in large, green, bold lettering at the bottom.
