Read The Shorts
Thank the Phoenicians - the ORIGINAL If you can read this...design by Kelly Design Company Shorts
by KellyDesignCompany
$27
Description: Do Not Read The Next Sentence You Little Rebel Retro Do Not Read The Next Sentence If you're a fan of design with funny statements on them then this is for you! A great way to show your sense of humor and make people laugh with sarcasm quotes at home, at work, in school or anywhere you go. Do you love funny sarcastic sayings, quotes, jokes or statements? Do you or someone you know love sarcasm? This funny swearing design makes a great humorous present for mom, dad, papa, nana, uncle, aunt, sister, brother, daughter, son, husband, wife.
Description: read all the time. sleep, occasionally The perfect cute gift for a son or daughter or newborn baby from a loving and funny parent who knows a humorous slogan design when they see one. If your mom says you're a special child or a favourite child then this design is perfect for you. This funny humorous slogan design is great for family parties and family get-togethers with mom, dad, grandpa and grandma. Show love for your mom, son or daughter with this design.
Description: A funny and relatable education-themed design featuring a checklist note and the quote “Read Carefully. The Answer Is There.” Perfect for teachers, students, test takers, tutors, and classroom humor fans. Great for school days, exam season, study motivation, and anyone who knows the answer is often right in front of you. A smart and playful gift idea for educators, learners, and academic overthinkers.
Description: The future of Linux is immutable. This design features the iconic NixOS logo, representing the growing movement toward declarative, reproducible, and read-only systems that are nearly impossible to break. In a world of fragile setups and dependency chaos, NixOS stands for atomic upgrades, rollbacks, and configuration as code. For Linux power users, DevOps engineers, sysadmins, homelab builders, and open-source purists who believe reliability is revolutionary — this one says it loud: Stability is the new edge. Clean. Technical. Unapologetically immutable.
Description: A retro-style composition with horizontal stripes of orange, yellow, green, and blue next to a faceted orange sphere resembling a planet. Above the stripes, bold white text reads 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS.'. Below the stripes, large silver text reads 'THANK THE PHOENICIANS.'. The background is black.
Description: No matter if you're an English student, an English teacher, or in any work setup, this applies perfectly. We all spend a huge portion of our days writing detailed instructions or guidelines. You carefully outline the project steps, the grading rubric, or the daily task list in clear sentences. Then, five minutes later, someone asks a question that was already answered in the second paragraph of your text. You take a deep breath, type out those famous four words, and hit send. It is the ultimate professional passive aggression. It translates to a friendly reminder that reading comprehension is a fundamental skill that everyone should practice more often to save everybody a lot of precious time and energy anyway every day.
Description: Michael Jackson distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true Michael Jackson fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of michael jackson, king of pop, billie jean, jackson, smooth criminal. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: A funny and relatable education-themed design featuring a checklist, pencil, and the phrase “Read Carefully. The Answer Is There.” Perfect for teachers, students, test-takers, tutors, and anyone who appreciates classroom humor, exam motivation, and school sarcasm. Great for back to school, testing season, study sessions, and teacher gift shopping.
Description: Get ready to stand out with the Nobody Reads Like I Do I Read The Dictionary Twice t-shirt. This unique statement piece is perfect for book lovers who want to showcase their passion for reading in style. With a bold and eye-catching design, this shirt is sure to make a statement wherever you go.
