Restoration Shorts
Description: The Ecce Homo (Latin: "Behold the Man") in the Sanctuary of Mercy church in Borja, Spain, is a fresco painted circa 1930 by the Spanish painter Elías García Martínez depicting Jesus crowned with thorns. Both the subject and style are typical of traditional Catholic art. While press accounts agree that the original painting was artistically unremarkable, its current fame derives from a good faith attempt to restore the fresco by Cecilia Giménez, an untrained amateur artist, in 2012. The intervention transformed the painting and made it look similar to a monkey, and for this reason it is sometimes referred to as Ecce Mono (roughly Behold the Monkey, "mono" being Spanish for "monkey").
Description: Show your pride in naval history with this exclusive "USS Slater - Better Than It Was" design. Featuring a symbolic crossed paintbrush and naval gun barrels, this artwork pays tribute to the dedicated volunteers who restore and maintain the historic USS Slater (DE-766) destroyer escort museum ship. Perfect for US Navy veterans, World War II history buffs, and anyone passionate about preserving our military heritage. Wear it to honor the legacy and the hard work of historic preservation!
Description: A sophisticated, retro-themed parody designed for the classic car restoration community, featuring the "Perform-O VIN-Matched Restoration-Grade Authentic Era Blend." This satirical logo targets the high-end collector market with its "Collector Heritage Mix" that is "Guaranteed to Maintain Period Ride" and features technical data like "Batch 004-NOS" (New Old Stock). The design utilizes a refined "antique" color palette of deep tobacco brown, cream, and gold, perfectly complementing the mid-century mascot and elegant script. It’s a humorous take on the obsession with period-correct components, suggesting that even the air in the tires should match the car's production year.
Description: Retro navy design supporting marine life awareness and reef health. Ideal for conservationists and divers, perfect for Earth Day or birthday gifting.
Retro 70s Navy Blue Coral Restoration Project Ocean Conservationist Shorts
by Healthy Oceans Matter
$27
Description: Celebrate pure V8 engine horsepower with this Oldsmobile 442 American muscle car design from Dubious Art Streetwear. Showcasing the legendary gold coupe with its distinct black racing stripes and hood scoops, this distressed graphic hits hard with authentic 1970s track energy. Built for drag racing enthusiasts, restoration auto project builders, and classic hot rod collectors, this retro sunburst and USA flag layout captures true old school Detroit performance.
OLDSMOBILE 442 AMERICAN MUSCLE // Retro Vintage Gold Classic Car Tee Shorts
by Dubious Symbolic Art Work
$27
Description: A gritty retro-style design featuring a skeletal mechanic tuning a roaring vintage hot rod under the legendary “Bone Yard Hot Rod Restoration” banner. With distressed typography, sepia-toned shading, and the slogan “Speed & Soul — Built Not Bought,” the artwork captures the raw spirit of classic garage culture and undead rebellion.
Description: Every classic car owner knows the struggle: is it structural damage, or is it a high-performance weight reduction program? This vintage-inspired graphic features a classic muscle car silhouette and the ultimate excuse for every rusted-out floor pan. Whether you're a restorer, a mechanic, or a hobbyist battling the elements, this shirt is a badge of honor for anyone keeping old iron on the road.
Description: This clever humor design features the phrase financial mistake in progress with a classic car silhouette capturing the reality of expensive car hobbies. The witty graphic celebrates automotive culture and the humorous side of owning project cars and vehicle restoration adventures.
Description: Celebrate teamwork with a touch of humor! This playful typography design features the phrase "My Wife Restores Furniture. I Just Lift It." Perfect for furniture restoration enthusiasts, DIY couples, woodworking fans, and husbands who know their role in every project. A funny, minimalist design that's sure to make people smile.
Description: A bold retro automotive design featuring a turquoise-and-cream mid-century coupe with gleaming chrome details and the phrase, “Easily Distracted by Classic Cars.” Made for classic car lovers, vintage automobile collectors, mechanics, restorers, gearheads, and anyone who always turns their head when timeless steel rolls by. A fun conversation-starting gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, car shows, garage days, road trips, and old-school auto enthusiasts.
Description: Show your pride in the auto body trade with this distressed American flag design featuring a hardworking auto body painter in action. Perfect for car painters, autobody technicians, collision repair specialists, spray painters, restoration experts, and automotive professionals. A thoughtful gift for coworkers, body shop employees, mechanics, or anyone passionate about restoring and refinishing vehicles. Great for work, birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, or everyday wear.
Description: A minimalist, high-contrast retro JDM vector graphic showcasing a classic vintage Suzuki Carry Kei truck with iconic round headlights. Rendered in clean black and white line art with a bold red rising sun background. Perfect for vintage JDM fans, kei van owners, micro-truck restoration hobbyists, and minimalist automotive art lovers.
Description: Show your pride in naval history with this exclusive "USS Slater - Better Than It Was" design. Featuring a symbolic crossed paintbrush and naval gun barrels, this artwork pays tribute to the dedicated volunteers who restore and maintain the historic USS Slater (DE-766) destroyer escort museum ship. Perfect for US Navy veterans, World War II history buffs, and anyone passionate about preserving our military heritage. Wear it to honor the legacy and the hard work of historic preservation!
Description: It was supposed to be a weekend project, and that was six months ago. Celebrate the chaos of the build with this "Over Budget and Behind Schedule" graphic. Featuring a classic yellow muscle car in a vintage-inspired circular seal, this design is for the mechanics, restorers, and DIYers who know that timelines and budgets are just suggestions. Perfect for car shows, swap meets, or the next late night in the garage.
