Retro Middle Aged Man Shorts
I'm A Middle-Aged Man Comic Pop Humor About Expressing Emotions Shorts
by Polka Dot & Attitude
$27
Description: This design says "Dang, I remember when all this was woods." Do you find yourself saying this more and more? It may be time for you to add this item to your collection. Or better yet, give it to your dad as a Christmas, birthday, or Father's Day gift! He says this EVERY TIME YOU GO BACK HOME FOR A VISIT, amiright?
Description: A retro-style rendering of the Vitruvian Man concept, split down the middle. The left side displays anatomical musculature, while the right side reveals a mechanical, skeletal, and cyborg-like form. The background has an aged, parchment texture with decorative borders and extensive Latin-like text in a cursive font at the top and bottom.
Description: Embrace getting older with a sense of humor with this retro vintage sunset design featuring a silhouette of an old man walking among palm trees and the quote "It's Weird Being The Same Age As Old People." The perfect funny gift for birthdays, retirements, grandparents, or anyone coming to terms with aging!
Description: Digital elaboration by Bulgan Lumini. The Baldishol Tapestry from Norway is believed to originate from the very end of the 12th century. The part which has been preserved – the two months of April and May – is a fragment of a larger tapestry designed as a frieze which most likely consisted of 12 motives – one for each month of the year. The yarn, which was dyed with vegetable dye, is red, yellow, green, or one of many shades of blue.
Description: It's not a bird, it's not a plane, not even a guy in a cape and underwear put on his tight pants... It's the Axe-Man! A new kind of hero. Harder than a mix of unobtainium, graphen, and hardtofindium, this daredevil traverses the vast multiverse fighing evil, defending the oppressed, and solving every problem with his trusty axe, which has the power to morph black holes into gyms and viking theme parks! But with great power comes great responsibility, because there are some very powerful beings lurking in the darness of the void between the worlds, and only the Axe-Man can stop them form total domination. To be continued... Until then, Axe-Man and proud.
