Retro Werewolf Shorts
Description: In my defense, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised. Like the scorpion at the river, a lycanthrope cannot go against its nature. A darkly comedic warning for those whose inner beast is always one bad decision away from a transformation.
In My Defense Werewolf Unsupervised Funny Meme Retro Shorts
by Context Merch
$21 $27
Description: The Cramps could have quit after their first album, 1980's "Songs the Lord Taught Us," and their legacy would have been guaranteed. Looking back, rock and roll was probably invented just so we could have "I Was a Teenage Werewolf." Rock and roll has kind of been going downhill since then.
Description: "From Anti-Knock Additive (for silencing pesky poltergeists) to Zombie Freshener, Dr. Nightspore sells a range of products no self-respecting witch, alchemist or well-stocked apothecary can be without! Whether it's Wart Inducer for your sadly smooth-skinned toad, Werewolf Tonic to grow fur on moonless nights, or Boogey Restorative to put the boogie back in your Boogieman, Dr. Nightspore has what you need." "Werewolf Elixir" is a fun, offbeat design for Halloween or werewolf & horror fans in general, in the style of a vintage apothecary bottle label or snake oil remedy ad.
Description: August 18th to the 24th is National Lycanthrope Awareness Week, a time to share a thought for your fellow werewolf. Because, ya know, werewolves are people too – they just grow hair and snack on human flesh during the full moon. In most capital cities there will be some sort of festivity, culminating in the nationwide ‘Great Hunt’ over two massive nights. Human volunteers can register with your local authority. Happy Lycan Week!
