Rich Cat Shorts
Description: This punk gremlin cat is here to stare directly into late-stage capitalism while holding an oversized butcher knife and absolutely no remorse. Inspired by DIY punk zines, skater graphics, indie sticker culture, and sarcastic internet humor, this design blends adorable mascot energy with confrontational anti-rich sentiment. Perfect for punks, artists, skaters, anarchist-adjacent weirdos, leftist meme lords, sticker collectors, and anyone surviving under capitalism with caffeine and spite.
Description: A small black cat sits poised on the rim of a vast porcelain cup filled with swirling galaxies and nebula steam. One paw dangles over the edge, tail flicking like a metronome. Stars glint in its eyes as it blinks slowly, guarding the cosmos from caffeine. Its name is Noxie Gloomwink.
Description: Did your security camera just catch a feline millionaire? This hilarious vintage comic book style design features an orange tabby cat holding a fat stack of hundred-dollar bills right at your front door, complete with a funny motion notification. Perfect for cat lovers, meme enthusiasts, hustlers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh with a wealthy pet aesthetic. Grab this unique pop art graphic and manifest some cash at your door!
