Right Wing Shorts
Description: Official Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy T-Shirt. Features a graphic of an official looking circular seal with a bald eagle holding olive branches and arrows with a U.S. Flag shield and text that says “Official Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”. A perfect gift for Conservatives and Libertarians. Available on a variety of different color backgrounds in men’s, women’s and kids’ sizes. Also comes on stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.
Description: A series of recordings was released featuring Donald Trump's sister Maryanne Trump Barry saying awful- and true- things about her terrible, childish, foolish and despotic brother. These things weren't surprises to us. It wasn't even a surprise that a close family member had said them. It just reaffirmed what we already knew.
Description: 1902 political cartoon depicting Republican President Theodore Roosevelt. Teddy depicted in his ' Rough Riders ' uniform, holding the American Flag and riding a horse through Central and South America in defense of the Monroe Doctrine. Caricatures of European countries are seen fleeing in fear, the cartoon titled ' A True American Rough Rider '. A banner flying from the flag pole reads ' Europe take notice. Keep off American soil - Roosevelt '.
Description: C. 1919 print honoring Teddy Roosevelt. The print titled ' The Roosevelt Creed ' and reads as follows: " I believe in honesty, sincerity and the square deal; in making up one's mind what to do - and doing it. I believe in fearing God and taking one's own part. I believe in hitting the hard line when you are right. I believe in speaking softly and carrying a big stick. I believe in hard work and honest sport. I believe in a sane mind and a sound body. I believe we have room for but one soul loyalty, and that is loyalty to the American people ".
Description: This design defines the term "Parental Controls" as "The feature that allows you to block Fox News on your parents' TV." Our parents' generation is aging and becoming more and more susceptible to right wing propaganda and rage-bait media like Fox News. You can help redefine "parental controls" with this! Cut them off from the hate and fear they've been mainlining today!
Description: Maurice Richard jersey number 9 with Maurice Richard name bar and facsimile autograph in classic Montreal Canadiens red, based off the iconic game-worn jersey. The Rocket was the most electrifying player of his era — the first to score 50 goals in 50 games, an eight-time Stanley Cup champion, and a Hall of Famer whose passion for the game made him a cultural icon in Quebec.
Description: Guy Lafleur jersey number 10 with Guy Lafleur name bar and facsimile autograph in classic Montreal Canadiens red, based off the iconic game-worn jersey. The Flower was the most dynamic player of the 1970s — five Stanley Cup championships, three consecutive scoring titles, and a Hall of Famer whose flowing hair and explosive skating made him the most exciting player of his generation.
Description: Gordie Howe jersey number 9 with Gordie Howe name bar in classic Detroit Red Wings red, based off the iconic game-worn jersey. Mr. Hockey was the most complete player in NHL history — four Stanley Cup championships, six Hart Trophies, and a career spanning five decades that has never been matched in professional hockey.
Description: Show off your political sense of humor with this hilarious "My Dog Is A Democrat" distressed graphic! Featuring a vintage American flag and a funny checklist including free housing, free health care, free food, and pays zero taxes, this sarcastic design perfectly captures the pampered life of your furry best friend. Ideal for conservatives, Republicans, or any patriotic dog owner who loves a good political joke. Grab this funny canine satire for your next BBQ, election event, or casual dog walk!
Description: Mike Bossy jersey number 22 with Islanders logo and facsimile autograph, based off the classic New York Islanders game-worn jersey. Bossy was one of the most prolific goal scorers in NHL history — four consecutive Stanley Cup championships, nine consecutive 50-goal seasons, and a Hall of Famer who never scored fewer than 50 goals in a full season throughout his entire career.
Description: Make a loud, unapologetic partisan statement with this striking MAGA graphic. Featuring the iconic conservative slogan "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" stacked above the provocative, hyperbolic punchline "DEPORT DEMOCRATS," this design utilizes heavy, commanding typography separated by a clean horizontal line. Executed in a stark, minimalist flat 2D vector style utilizing a strict monochromatic white-on-black color palette, it bypasses subtle commentary for maximum visual impact and pure political friction. It is the perfect everyday shirt, rally gear, or conversation starter for conservative voters, right-leaning political junkies, and anyone who appreciates edgy, uncompromising partisan humor.
Make America Great Again Deport Democrats - Bold Political Graphic Shorts
by Brand X Graffix
$21 $27
Description: A bold vintage-style political humor design featuring a distressed American flag and the phrase “Keep America Safe – Spay & Neuter Liberals.” Designed for fans of sarcastic political jokes, conservative humor, patriotic graphics, and edgy American-themed designs. Great for anyone who enjoys provocative political satire and retro distressed flag artwork.
Description: A bold vintage-style political humor design featuring a distressed American flag and the phrase “Keep America Safe – Spay & Neuter Liberals.” Designed for fans of sarcastic political jokes, conservative humor, patriotic graphics, and edgy American-themed designs. Great for anyone who enjoys provocative political satire and retro distressed flag artwork.
Description: Gordie Howe jersey number 9 in classic Detroit Red Wings white away uniform with facsimile autograph, based off the iconic road jersey. An alternate colorway of Mr. Hockey — the most complete player in NHL history whose combination of skill, toughness, and remarkable longevity across five decades of professional hockey has never been approached by any player before or since.
Description: A bold vintage-style political humor design featuring a distressed American flag and the phrase “Keep America Safe – Spay & Neuter Liberals.” Designed for fans of sarcastic political jokes, conservative humor, patriotic graphics, and edgy American-themed designs. Great for anyone who enjoys provocative political satire and retro distressed flag artwork.
