Rust Eze Medicated Bumper Ointment Shorts
Description: Rust-eze is a pharmaceutical company in a world inhabited entirely by living cars which sells medicated bumper ointment, made to remove rust from the bumpers of cars. It originates from the 2006 animated film Cars and has appeared in all of its subsequent sequels and spinoffs.
Rust-Eze Medicated Bumper Ointment Shorts
by Creatures Mirth Makers
$21 $27
Description: Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula! Nothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eeeze. Wow! Look at that shine! (actual results may take up to 36 weeks). Use Rust-eze; And you too, can look like meee! Kaa-Chow!
Description: Rust-eze is a medicated bumper ointment with a specialized rear end formula for cars with rusty bumpers wanting to eradicate rust. Rust-eze was created in 1990 by Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze and quickly grew to become the top-selling bumper ointment in the United States. In 2016, it was sold to a businessman, named Sterling, though he only held on to it for one year before selling it to Dinoco.
Description: Rust-eze is a medicated bumper ointment with a specialized rear end formula for cars with rusty bumpers wanting to eradicate rust. Rust-eze was created in 1990 by Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze and quickly grew to become the top-selling bumper ointment in the United States. In 2016, it was sold to a businessman, named Sterling, though he only held on to it for one year before selling it to Dinoco.
Description: Rust-eze is a medicated bumper ointment with a specialized rear end formula for cars with rusty bumpers wanting to eradicate rust. Rust-eze was created in 1990 by Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze and quickly grew to become the top-selling bumper ointment in the United States. In 2016, it was sold to a businessman, named Sterling, though he only held on to it for one year before selling it to Dinoco.
Description: Straight from the back shelf of a forgotten 1990 speed shop. This distressed Rust-eze Garage Supply Co. graphic reworks the legendary Bumper Ointment identity as an old-school American racing service badge, complete with crossed mechanic wrenches, chrome bumper hardware, checkered details, and the unmistakable Rear End Formula slogan. Faded racing red, aged gold, warm cream, cracked ink, and worn garage-sign textures give the artwork the character of a genuine vintage pit-crew shirt rather than a clean modern logo print. Made for Cars nostalgia fans, racing collectors, garage culture obsessives, mechanics, and anyone who appreciates fictional automotive advertising that looks like it survived decades at the track.
Rust-eze Garage Supply Co. 1990 – Rear End Formula Racing Shorts
by CHICKENRICE™
$21 $27
Description: Rust-eze is a medicated bumper ointment with a specialized rear end formula for cars with rusty bumpers wanting to eradicate rust. Rust-eze was created in 1990 by Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze and quickly grew to become the top-selling bumper ointment in the United States. In 2016, it was sold to a businessman, named Sterling, though he only held on to it for one year before selling it to Dinoco.
