Sardonic Saying Shorts

Description: Sardonic Quote Statement Monochrome

Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Description: Happy Everything! Now, leave me alone until next year.

Description: A sharp, sarcastic design for anyone who has discovered that good intentions can lead to unexpected complications. Perfect for fans of clever humor, witty observations, and the amusing contradictions of everyday life. A fun gift for birthdays, retirement parties, office celebrations, or friends who appreciate a little dark humor.

Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Description: "The World Is A Village, And I'm Its Idiot," a self-deprecating twist on the "global village" idea, for anyone who's made peace with being the fool of the whole planet.

Description: We're All In This Together Like Hostages Funny Relatable Sarcasm Quote. Perfect for individuals who appreciate cynical humor and ironic statements about shared experiences.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Actually, all my systems are nervous." Why stop at one? Anxiety knows no bounds, much as we might wish it otherwise. Yeah, it's sarcastic - or is it?

Description: Sarcasm is how I hug! This sarcasm humor is one of the best sarcastic quotes for people who deploy sarcastic sayings and sardonic witticism with affection. Quip and wisecrack away, you sarcastic genius!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "already canceled". You can't cancel me, I'm already canceled. Take THAT. (Anyway cancel culture isn't a thing when we're talking about holding people accountable for stupid things they've done but then - you know that).

Description: I Told My Therapist About You Therapist My Therapist Therapy Mental Health Sarcastic Saying Sardonic Psychology Psychologists House MD Clinical Psychologist

Description: Not Listening - Funny Joke Sarcastic Saying. This funny sarcasm saying is for those who want to tell the world: sorry I'm not listening. This sardonic witticism is done in a neat cursive typography.

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Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 (that's his genuine signature) but it's just as true now. It's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "[witty saying]". Save time and let people fill in the gap with whatever fits the occasion. For the deadpan and tongue in cheek everywhere.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "ACTUALLY ALL MY SYSTEMS ARE NERVOUS". Why stop at one? Anxiety knows no bounds, much as we might wish it otherwise. Yeah, it's sarcastic - or is it?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL". Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Tell the truth and shame the devil." Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.