Scapegoat Shorts
Description: How often have you been the Scapegoat, in your job, family or social situation? Here is a shirt that trys to be funny about it. Did you know that the priests in the bible would lay hands on a goat and transfer the sins of the people to it and then send it out into the wilderness?
Description: You know that thing that went wrong? That awkward moment? That budget meeting? Yeah—Blame Steve. Perfect for anyone who needs a scapegoat with a name. Great gift for actual Steves, fictional Steves, and everyone who definitely didn’t cause the problem. Bold font. Maximum passive aggression. Minimal accountability.
Description: A circular emblem features a hiker with a large backpack against a stylized landscape of mountains and pine trees. The state shape of Montana is visible. Text includes "Bob Marshall Wilderness Complex", "Flathead National Forest", "MONTANA", and "Bob Marshall, Scapegoat, & Great Bear Wilderness Areas".
Description: A circular black and white emblem featuring a hiker silhouette with a backpack and walking stick over a map of Montana. White text around the border reads 'BOB MARSHALL WILDERNESS COMPLEX' at top, 'Flathead National Forest' above the hiker, and 'MONTANA' below. Bottom text includes 'BOB MARSHALL, SCAPEGOAT, SCAPEGOAT & GREAT BEAR WILDERNESS AREAS'.
Description: A circular emblem featuring a silhouette of a hiker with a large backpack and trekking poles. Behind the hiker is a silhouette of mountains and a map outline of Montana. Text encircles the top and bottom, reading "BOB MARSHALL WILDERNESS COMPLEX" and "BOB MARSHALL, SCAPEGOAT, & GREAT BEAR WILDERNESS AREAS", with "MONTANA" and "Flathead National Forest" centered below the hiker.
Bob Marshall Wilderness Complex Hiker Montana Flathead National Forest Shorts
by Illustrations By Majali
$27
Description: A vintage-style parody emblem featuring a smug raccoon bureaucrat representing the fictional International Blame Allocation Council, a satirical organization dedicated to distributing responsibility through endless paperwork, percentages, and systemic explanations. Rendered in distressed retro colors and official-agency aesthetics, the design humorously celebrates corporate bureaucracy with slogans like “Where Accountability Goes to Die” and “Fairness Through Bureaucracy.”
Description: A vintage-style parody emblem featuring a smug raccoon bureaucrat representing the fictional International Blame Allocation Council, a satirical organization dedicated to distributing responsibility through endless paperwork, percentages, and systemic explanations. Rendered in distressed retro colors and official-agency aesthetics, the design humorously celebrates corporate bureaucracy with slogans like “Where Accountability Goes to Die” and “Fairness Through Bureaucracy.”
Description: A circular emblem featuring a silhouette of a hiker with a large backpack and trekking pole in the foreground. Behind the hiker is a map outline of Montana, with the text 'Flathead National Forest' above it. The outer circle reads 'BOB MARSHALL WILDERNESS COMPLEX' and arcs around to 'BOB MARSHALL, SCAPEGOAT MONTAN & GREAT BEAR WILDERNESS AREAS' with 'MONTANA' below the hiker.
Description: The Black Sheep Says Who? Or better yet: "Judge not, lest ye be judged." Each letter from my RansomWear Collection is personally curated, assembled by hand and photographed for a truly authentic expression. Here's what the critics have to say: "Metal as Hell!" and "This looks sick!"
Description: You know that thing that went wrong? That awkward moment? That budget meeting? Yeah—Blame Robert. Perfect for anyone who needs a scapegoat with a name. Great gift for actual Roberts, fictional Roberts, and everyone who definitely didn’t cause the problem. Bold font. Maximum passive aggression. Minimal accountability.
Description: You know that thing that went wrong? That awkward moment? That budget meeting? Yeah—Blame Brian. Perfect for anyone who needs a scapegoat with a name. Great gift for actual Brians, fictional Brians, and everyone who definitely didn’t cause the problem. Bold font. Maximum passive aggression. Minimal accountability.
Description: You know that thing that went wrong? That awkward moment? That budget meeting? Yeah—Blame Chris. Perfect for anyone who needs a scapegoat with a name. Great gift for actual Chris's, fictional Chris's, and everyone who definitely didn’t cause the problem. Bold font. Maximum passive aggression. Minimal accountability.
