Schist Happens Shorts
Description: Schist Happens Metamorphically Speaking. A geologist dad shirt for rock hounds, geology majors and mineral collectors who love a good pun. Wear it to field camp, the lab, gem and mineral shows and weekend hikes. One of the funny geology gifts and a great dad gift for men who know schist happens. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.
Description: Show off your witty science humor with this clever earth science graphic! It displays a detailed layered metamorphic rock specimen sitting above the hilarious pun "Schist Happens." Perfect for geologists, rockhounds, earth science teachers, rock collectors, and geology students. Great for field trips, science fairs, classroom teaching, or a funny gift for rock enthusiasts.
Description: Rockhound obsession mode (rocks > people). I lick rocks energy (taste testing minerals). May the quartz be with you (geode Jedi). Easily distracted by rocks (squirrel but make it granite). Rock collector forever (apartment full). Geology humor society (sedimentary my dear Watson). Field notebook life (pencil-stained soul). Hand lens enthusiast (zooming on sand grains). Wait I see a rock chaos (car swerve). Rock connoisseur status (picky about pebbles)
Description: Rockhound obsession mode (rocks > people). I lick rocks energy (taste testing minerals). May the quartz be with you (geode Jedi). Easily distracted by rocks (squirrel but make it granite). Rock collector forever (apartment full). Geology humor society (sedimentary my dear Watson). Field notebook life (pencil-stained soul). Hand lens enthusiast (zooming on sand grains). Wait I see a rock chaos (car swerve). Rock connoisseur status (picky about pebbles)
