Scott Morrison Shorts

Description: National treasure.

Description: Scott Morrison does not have a fan club with me. Join the Vote ScoMo out club instead.

Description: Nothing more apt, right?

Description: Traffic jams. Root canals. Brussel sprouts. Life's full of nasty stuff. But chief amongst them is this bloke.

Description: A fraud, and a "horrible, horrible person" - apparently!

Description: It's 2018, and Scott Morrison has taken the Prime Ministership from Malcolm. The new PM tells breakfast TV: "The curtain's come down on that Muppet Show - and an absolute new curtain has lifted up!" Presenter: "How do you unite a bunch of Muppets?" Morrison: "Well, I'm doing exactly that in terms of my colleagues." Welcome to Scotty's All-New Muppet Show.

Description: Plibersek gracefully giving it to Speers on Insiders.

Description: Sending thoughts and prayers but do nothing

Description: She has the receipts.

Description: Thick. Bitter. Zero moral fibre. Homeland Rotten Potato emits an absolutely powerful stench, and has been carefully soaked for years in pork & race-bait. No safe level of consumption.

Description: Please explain.

Description: Not a monster, promise!

Description: Woman who is done with your medicrity.

Description: Not ever.

Description: All I Want for Christmas is a New Prime Minister. A funny political holiday gift for someone who lives in Australia or U.K. and is anti Scott Morrison or Boris Johnson.

Description: You going to show up to work today?

Description: MORRISONFIRE

Description: Be ready for the election with this Scomo "Let me ask Jenny" design.