Screaming Chicken Shorts
Description: This hand-drawn indie doodle captures the ultimate panic mode. Featuring a dramatically crying and screaming chicken surrounded by comic book style pop art dots and chaotic text bursts, this childlike but relatable design perfectly screams "I am not okay!" Grab this funny, distressed bird graphic if you are feeling stressed, anxious, burned out, or just navigating a completely chaotic day with a sense of humor.
Description: The 1978 Pontiac Trans Am stood at the height of late-’70s American performance styling, blending muscle car attitude with bold, unmistakable design. Part of the second-generation Firebird lineup, it featured aggressive front-end revisions, a low, wide stance, and the iconic “screaming chicken” hood decal that became a cultural symbol of the era. Engine options ranged from the reliable 400 cubic-inch V8 to the smaller but still capable 403 Olds-sourced V8, balancing performance with tightening emissions standards. Inside, the Trans Am offered a driver-focused cockpit with engine-turned dash accents and sporty trim. Immortalized by its appearance in Smokey and the Bandit, the 1978 Trans Am was more than just a car—it was a pop culture icon.
Description: A flat, stylized representation of a rubber chicken. The creature is predominantly yellow with orange accents on its comb, wattle, neck ruff, wings, and feet. It has large, wide eyes and an open mouth, conveying a screaming expression. Small, dark dots are scattered across its body, simulating texture.
Description: A hilarious screaming rooster design featuring a wild exaggerated expression and bold farm animal energy. Perfect for chicken lovers, rooster fans, backyard farmers, country life enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys funny animal art with a playful barnyard vibe. Great for adding humor to everyday style and gifts for farm life lovers.
Description: A chaotic barnyard nightmare featuring monstrous chickens unleashed in a retro grindhouse horror scene. Giant clawed roosters tower over a rural farm while terrified townsfolk flee through the darkness. With distressed typography, vintage exploitation poster styling, and eerie farm imagery, this illustration blends creature-feature madness with dark humor and cult horror energy. Perfect for fans of absurd monster art, spooky rural settings, and over-the-top horror parody aesthetics
Description: Throughout the '70s, the 6.6-liter Pontiac Trans Am had been the lone heavyweight, dishing out big-displacement knockouts as all other contenders retired, but sadly, the Pontiac 400 would not be making the trip into the '80s as the auto industry scrambled to meet new corporate fuel average standards of 20 mpg by 1980. Before the party ended, Pontiac served up one last round of the top-shelf stuff and called it "The 10th Anniversary Limited Edition." Along with its special paint treatment, graphics, wheels, and more, this would be among the last of the Trans Ams offered with the "T/A 6.6" 400 engine. As a collectible car from the '70s, the anniversary Trans Am stands out in terms of desirability and value.
Description: Throughout the '70s, the 6.6-liter Pontiac Trans Am had been the lone heavyweight, dishing out big-displacement knockouts as all other contenders retired, but sadly, the Pontiac 400 would not be making the trip into the '80s as the auto industry scrambled to meet new corporate fuel average standards of 20 mpg by 1980. Before the party ended, Pontiac served up one last round of the top-shelf stuff and called it "The 10th Anniversary Limited Edition." Along with its special paint treatment, graphics, wheels, and more, this would be among the last of the Trans Ams offered with the "T/A 6.6" 400 engine. As a collectible car from the '70s, the anniversary Trans Am stands out in terms of desirability and value.
Description: A monochrome graphic features a simple white line drawing of a rooster, positioned above text. The text reads, "THE OLDER I GET" above the rooster and "THE MORE I UNDERSTAND WHY ROOSTERS START THE DAY SCREAMING" below the rooster. The rooster faces left with a comb and wattle. The background is solid black.
The Older I Get Rooster The More I Understand Why Roosters Start the Day Screaming Shorts
by Stunt Studio
$21 $27
Description: Ruffle some feathers and bring the laughs with this funny upside down chicken graphic! Featuring a silly hen looking through its legs and the hilarious quote, it is the perfect outfit for anyone who loves sarcastic animal memes, crazy poultry jokes, and goofy statement designs.
Description: A bold graphic featuring a stylized blue chicken with a detailed tail. White text at the top reads "THE OLDER I GET", and white text at the bottom reads "THE MORE I UNDERSTAND WHY ROOSTERS START THE DAY SCREAMING". The background is black.
The Older I Get The More I Understand Why Roosters Start The Day Screaming Blue Chicken Shorts
by The Jersey Rejects
$21 $27
