Self Shipping Shorts

Description: Who needs a real partner when you can have 50 billion husbands and wives?

Description: Sometimes your soulmate isn't a real person, but they're real to you in your heart. That's all that matters.

Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.