Serve Shorts

Description: For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many. - Mark 10:45

Description: "You cannot serve both God and money" - Matthew 6:24

Description: Not funny? Not mine!

Description: Simone Weil quote: One of the most exquisite pleasures of human love — to serve the loved one without his knowing it — is only possible, as regards the love of God, through atheism.

Description: We Serve No Kings!

Description: Denis Diderot: As for our celebrated lawgivers, who have cast us in our present awkward mold, you may be sure that they have acted to serve their interests and not ours. Witness all our political, civil, and religious institutions — examine them thoroughly: unless I am very much mistaken, you will see how, through the ages, the human race has been broken to the halter that a handful of rascals were itching to impose. Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.

Description: Joseph Conrad quote: Egoism, which is the moving force of the world, and altruism, which is its morality, these two contradictory instincts, of which one is so plain and the other so mysterious, cannot serve us unless in the incomprehensible alliance of their irreconcilable antagonism.

Description: It's a COOKBOOK!

Description: The perfect t-shirt for all that like Pickleball Season, Pick Paddle, Practicing Dink, Tournament, Join Local Games, Kill Shots, or Leagues, Ideal gift for any Pickleball Player, Grandma, Loves Pickleball, Fellow Picklers, Pickleball Fan, or Playing Mom. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to Pickleball Tournament, Everyday Wear, Hangout with Players, Gathering, Practicing, or Any Occasion, If you love fun Pickleball tees this is the top for you!

Description: William Hazlitt quote: The slaves of power mind the cause they have to serve, because their own interest is concerned; but the friends of liberty always sacrifice their cause, which is only the cause of humanity, to their own spleen, vanity, and self-opinion.

Description: Is It Hot ? Does It Look Good ? Are You Proud To Serve It?

Description: I serve the Nothing

Description: This is the New Serve Over Self brand tee! "We're here to rescue you!"

Description: Yum! Don't ask what the secret recipe is

Description: I serve at the pleasure of the President

Description: These t shirts and gifts features a funny but great looking design with the "If You Wanted A Soft Serve You Should Have Gone For Ice Cream" saying. Perfect volleyball themed gifts & shirts with sayings for teens, boys, girls, men & women.

Description: “If You Wanted a Soft Serve You Should Have Gone for Ice Cream” — a funny tennis pun for tennis players, tennis coaches, and tennis lovers who enjoy clever sports humor. A playful design for tennis practice, match days, tennis clubs, tournaments, and anyone who loves the game with a little sense of humor. Great for recreational players, competitive tennis fans, coaches, and sports enthusiasts.

Description: It's cookbook!

Description: If Men Don't Get It At Home They'll Go To Town For It Serve Beef If Men Don't Get It At Home They'll Go To Town For It Serve Beef If Men Don't Get It At Home They'll Go To Town For It Serve Beef is a humorous, joke and a sarcastic saying, cool conversation starter For your next birthday present for him or her. As a last-minute holiday office party design, white elephant gag design exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.

Description: “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money. Matthew 6:24

Description: “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money. Matthew 6:24

Description: Lieutenant Dan's Soft Serve has been treating families for over 3 generations!

Description: As for me and my house we will serve lumpia. Cross stitch or needlepoint-like design. NOTE: More quirky shirts, stickers, phone cases at my shop here. Just search "AYDAPADI STUDIO". Cheers.

Description: Clever tennis pun graphic combining serves and ice cream humor in a playful sporty style. Perfect for competitive players, tennis coaches, and fans who appreciate witty racket sport jokes.

Description: Funny volleyball quote design featuring a volleyball, soft serve ice cream, and playful typography. Perfect for athletes, setters, hitters, liberos, coaches, and volleyball enthusiasts who appreciate humor on and off the court. A lighthearted volleyball-themed graphic for practices, tournaments, team events, and everyday wear.

Description: Professional chef knife with chop stir serve text for cooking and food preparation.

Description: As For Me And My Piano I Will Serve The Lord Pianist Music

Description: Bold gothic artwork featuring an intricate horned figure with the dark quote "Better To Reign In Hell Than Serve In Heaven." Perfect gift for fans of dark art, gothic aesthetics, heavy metal culture, and horror enthusiasts.

Description: As For Me And My Piano I Will Serve The Lord Pianist Music

Description: is it hot? does it look good? are you proud to serve it?

Description: A humorous volleyball saying for athletes who bring energy and intensity to every match. Perfect for volleyball players, coaches, teammates, and fans who appreciate witty volleyball humor.

Description: Funny tennis quote design featuring a tennis racket, tennis ball ice cream, and playful typography. Perfect for tennis lovers, pickleball crossover fans, court players, coaches, doubles teams, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic tennis humor and sporty summer vibes.

Description: Humorous tennis court saying with angry ice cream character and crossed rackets. Perfect for players who love competitive banter, tennis jokes, and witty match-day expressions.

Description: is it hot? does it look good? are you proud to serve it?

Description: Evolution of a Volleyball Girl. Funny Evolution of a human who plays volleyball, especially for girls who love to play volleyball. Awesome gift for a volleyball girl or a girls volleyball team.