Sexy Shorts
Jackie Moon Flint Tropics Jersey (Front/Back Print) - Semi Pro Shorts
by DarkLordPug
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Description: Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show (shortened to Dr. Hook in 1975) was an American rock band, formed in Union City, New Jersey. The band had commercial success in the 1970s with hit singles "Sylvia's Mother", "The Cover of 'Rolling Stone'" (both 1972), "Only Sixteen" (1975), "A Little Bit More" (1976), "Sharing the Night Together" (1978), "When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman" (1979), "Better Love Next Time" (1979), and "Sexy Eyes" (1980). In addition to its own material, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show performed songs written by the poet Shel Silverstein.
Description: A terrifying undead rock guitarist with wild blond hair, glowing eyes and decaying blue-green skin performs among ancient gravestones in a fog-covered cemetery. Wearing a flamboyant orange and purple rock outfit, the monstrous musician plays his electric guitar while a seductive redheaded woman in a revealing green dress watches from beside a tombstone. Giant green horror lettering declares “NIGHTMARE,” accompanied by the pink subtitle “PHANTOM OF THE ROCK ERA!” Inspired by vintage pulp horror comics, supernatural rock legends and retro monster art, this electrifying illustration brings gothic rock horror to premium quality T-Shirts, Hoodies, Posters and Stickers from Dashery powered by TeePublic.
Description: Woke up s*xy as hell again. A confident quote that delivers a bold and playful statement with a touch of attitude. This witty line leans into self-assured humor and lighthearted confidence that makes people smile. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys bold quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Sarcastic Funny Saying - Woke Up S*xy As Hell Again Shorts
by Lorethan T-Shirts
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Description: She has finished inspecting the house and would like everyone to know the problem is definitely not her. Wearing a crisp black-and-white maid uniform, red bow, stockings, and matching heels, this cheerful blonde pinup looks far more interested in issuing cleaning instructions than following them. A playful vintage design for housework critics, domestic delegators, and anyone who considers hands on hips an essential management skill.
Description: She stepped off the spaceship barefoot, fabulous, and mildly disappointed by Earth’s dress code. With green skin, purple curls, and a shimmering retro swimsuit, this alien pinup is clearly here for the sunshine rather than scientific research. Perfect for sci-fi fans, vintage glamour lovers, and anyone who suspects the universe has better parties.
Description: She stepped out of the spacecraft in a silver bodysuit, black gloves, and gold heels because subtlety apparently does not exist on her planet. With green skin, sleek retro hair, and the posture of someone conducting a very stylish planetary inspection, this atomic-age alien is ready to evaluate Earth’s technology, nightlife, and footwear. Perfect for sci-fi collectors, retro futurism fans, and anyone who prefers extraterrestrials with impeccable taste.
A Bit Sexy Green Frankenstein Monster Boris Karloff T-Shirt Universal Monsters Halloween Shorts
by Barbara Butler
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Description: She selected an orange polka dot dress for her Earth debut and paired it with heels designed by someone unfamiliar with gravity. With turquoise skin, enormous black eyes, and long flowing tendrils, this stylish extraterrestrial is striding through the city like first contact was always meant to be a fashion event. A playful sci-fi design for alien enthusiasts, retro futurism fans, and anyone who suspects visitors from space are better dressed than we are.
Ed Monix Flint Tropics Jersey (Front/Back Print) - Semi Pro Shorts
by DarkLordPug
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Description: She crossed several solar systems, slipped into her favorite little black dress, and arrived just in time to judge Earth’s nightlife. With lavender skin, sleek vintage hair, and turquoise platform heels, this elegant alien pinup looks ready for cocktails, close encounters, and an evening of refusing to explain her home planet. A stylish sci-fi design for retro futurism fans and anyone who prefers their extraterrestrials dressed for dinner.
Description: Wearing a glossy purple jumpsuit, silver heeled boots, and a bright red hair bow, this green alien pinup combines retro garage style with futuristic fashion. Perfect for sci-fi fans, space mechanics, and anyone who believes technical expertise looks better with immaculate blue curls.
Description: A glamorous redheaded pinup woman poses in a short cream dress with a black belt, matching heels, and classic vintage curls. This cheerful retro design is perfect for pinup collectors, rockabilly fashion fans, curvy woman art lovers, and admirers of timeless mid-century glamour.
A Bit Sexy Frankenstein Monster Boris Karloff Universal Monsters Halloween Shorts
by Barbara Butler
$21 $27
