Slab Shorts
Description: A graphic featuring a realistic depiction of a crappie fish in shades of green and black. Above the fish, the text 'SLAB' is prominently displayed in distressed, off-white capital letters. Below the fish, the word 'SLAYER' is similarly displayed in distressed, off-white capital letters. The background is solid black.
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Description: Honestly, this is too funny--I saw TeePublic put up a partnership program with this show and I know no one has done this yet so... Lmao, its meme-worthy--hope you guys like it. Feel free to share this with friends and let them know about the slab dab. This show was one of my favorites as a kid--it was creative and different.
Description: Draft Dodger Condensed Slab Serif Design Draft Dodger Grifter, Draft dodger. CRook, draft dodger, condensed slab serif, navy red typography, editorial masthead style, oversized letterform design, newspaper headline style, negative space typography, cut letter design, serif header type, tall block letters, navy and red design, magazine style lettering, structural typography, layered letter design, statement typography
Description: Draft Dodger Condensed Slab Serif Design (Dark Version) Draft Dodger Grifter, Draft dodger. CRook, draft dodger, condensed slab serif, navy red typography, editorial masthead style, oversized letterform design, newspaper headline style, negative space typography, cut letter design, serif header type, tall block letters, navy and red design, magazine style lettering, structural typography, layered letter design, statement typography
Description: Proud of Where I’m From Bold Slab Typography Proud of Where I’m From — a bold, condensed slab serif typography design with subtle grain texture, built for maximum impact and instant readability. This heavy three-line stack carries real weight and confidence, a statement piece for anyone who reps their hometown, home state, or roots without apology. No frills, no color tricks — just strong, unmistakable type that reads from across the room. A declaration of pride in where you’re from and the place that shaped you. Part of an ongoing series exploring identity, belonging, and home. Wear it loud, wear it proud.
Description: What do you get when you mash up hot rods and monsters? In 1980, the answer would have been Weird Wheels trading card stickers. Featuring a checklist of colorful creations along the lines of the late ’60s Odd Rods cards, the set blends Kustom Kulture with matinée horror. The cards themselves have monsters and other creatures driving absurdly customized cars, trucks, and motorcycles. As cool as the cards looked, they came out at a time when the Kustom Kulture was well past its peak, and the set flopped, but that doesn’t mean they’re still not cool! This one features the ‘Slab Cab’ taxi themed hearse driven by the phantom from card #5.
Description: Proud of Where I’m From Bold Slab Typography (Dark Version) Proud of Where I’m From — a bold, condensed slab serif typography design with subtle grain texture, built for maximum impact and instant readability. This heavy three-line stack carries real weight and confidence, a statement piece for anyone who reps their hometown, home state, or roots without apology. No frills, no color tricks — just strong, unmistakable type that reads from across the room. A declaration of pride in where you’re from and the place that shaped you. Part of an ongoing series exploring identity, belonging, and home. Wear it loud, wear it proud.
Description: Draft Dodger Stark Black Typography (Dark Version) Stripped down to pure black ink and no apologies: “What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger” carved out in heavy, uneven block-print lettering that leans hard on the woodcut tradition — no color, no flourish, just weight and truth. This is the studio’s most stark, industrial take on the phrase yet, favoring brute-force typography over decoration. It’s built for the crowd who wants their satire plain-spoken: no scribbles, no distressing, just bold letters stacked like a stamp of fact. An excused absence from history doesn’t erase the record, and this design says so with zero ambiguity. Front row seat, back row courage — that’s the whole joke, told in one uncompromising black bloline
Description: Draft Dodger Stark Black Typography Stripped down to pure black ink and no apologies: “What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger” carved out in heavy, uneven block-print lettering that leans hard on the woodcut tradition — no color, no flourish, just weight and truth. This is the studio’s most stark, industrial take on the phrase yet, favoring brute-force typography over decoration. It’s built for the crowd who wants their satire plain-spoken: no scribbles, no distressing, just bold letters stacked like a stamp of fact. An excused absence from history doesn’t erase the record, and this design says so with zero ambiguity. Front row seat, back row courage — that’s the whole joke, told in one uncompromising black block. Puff Sumo’s ongoing line
Description: When Things Go Wrong It Hurts Me Too — Blues Skull Distressed Typography When things go wrong, it hurts me too — and this design wears that truth like armor. Bold distressed slab serif type slams across a vintage-engraved skull-and-hands illustration on a blood-red grunge field, channeling the raw emotional weight of the American blues tradition. Blueprint annotations and texture overlays give it an industrial, almost forensic edge — like grief documented in a lab report. Perfect for blues fans, dark aesthetic collectors, and anyone who carries other people’s pain like it’s their own. Wearable empathy. Maximum impact.
