Southern Heifer Shorts

Description: Gotta love them heifers from the south

Description: Funny country and farm design featuring a cute cow wearing a red bandana with the sarcastic quote 'Don't be a salty heifer'. Great gift for country girls and farm life lovers.

Description: Balancing sweet southern faith with a little bit of country attitude! This vibrant western graphic features an adorable, realistic dairy cow licking its nose, framed by rustic sunflowers and turquoise leopard accents. Rendered in bold, mismatched patchwork typography loaded with cow print, plaid, leopard print, and colorful serape textures, it reads: "Living Life Somewhere Between Jesus Take The Wheel & I Wish A Heifer Would." It’s the perfect design for farm girls, country music fans, cow lovers, and anyone who appreciates sassy southern humor.

Description: Channel your ultimate sassy mood with this adorable, country-inspired graphic illustration! The design features a fluffy little highland cow calf relaxing in a bed of hay while rocking a pair of cool sunglasses. Completed with the popular sarcastic phrase "NOT TODAY heifer," it's the perfect lighthearted choice for farmers, western fashion lovers, and cattle enthusiasts. Great for showing off your humorous side on days when you just aren't having it.

Description: A funny and sarcastic design featuring a cute fluffy Highland cow wearing a leopard print bandana with the relatable quote "If you can HUH, you can HEAR". Perfect humorous gift for parents, teachers, country music fans, and western cow lovers.

Description: Embrace your ultimate lazy day mood with this adorable, country-inspired graphic illustration! The design features a fluffy little highland cow calf winding down, wearing cozy striped pajamas while resting comfortably on a soft pillow. Completed with the popular sarcastic phrase "NOT TODAY heifer," it's the perfect lighthearted choice for homebodies, farmers, and cattle enthusiasts. Great for showing off your humorous side on days when you just want to stay in bed and ignore your responsibilities.

Description: Block out the noise and tap into your ultimate sassy mood with this adorable, country-inspired graphic illustration! The design features a fluffy little highland cow calf completely tuning everything out while rocking a pair of large over-ear headphones. Completed with the popular sarcastic phrase "NOT TODAY heifer," it's the perfect lighthearted choice for music lovers, farmers, and cattle enthusiasts. Great for showing off your humorous side on days when you just want to put on your playlist and ignore the world.

Description: Show off your love for coffee and cute southern style with this adorable highland cow design! Featuring leopard print, turquoise, and iced coffee, it's perfect for western fashion fans.

Description: A fluffy highland cow wearing a trucker hat that says 'Hot Mess' and aviator sunglasses, sipping a iced drink surrounded by desert cactus and flowers.

Description: Block out the noise and tap into your ultimate sassy mood with this adorable, country-inspired graphic illustration! The design features a fluffy little highland cow calf completely tuning everything out while rocking a pair of large over-ear headphones. Completed with the popular sarcastic phrase "NOT TODAY heifer," it's the perfect lighthearted choice for music lovers, farmers, and cattle enthusiasts. Great for showing off your humorous side on days when you just want to put on your playlist and ignore the world.

Description: Not Today Heifer Country Sayings Not Today Heifer

Description: Keep Calm and Hug A Heifer

Description: Channel your ultimate sassy mood with this adorable, country-inspired graphic illustration! The design features a fluffy little highland cow calf relaxing in a bed of hay while rocking a pair of cool sunglasses. Completed with the popular sarcastic phrase "NOT TODAY heifer," it's the perfect lighthearted choice for farmers, western fashion lovers, and cattle enthusiasts. Great for showing off your humorous side on days when you just aren't having it.

Description: Gotta love them country heifers, too!

Description: Southern cow

Description: Swiss Girls have Attitude - NOT FOR RESALE WITHOUT PERMISSION

Description: Jersey Girls have Attitude - NOT FOR RESALE WITHOUT PERMISSION