Spacebar Shorts
Description: This extremely common avoidance tactic heavily features in any profession setting, linking the English teachers and English students. Monitors are uniquely designed to fall asleep when they detect a complete lack of physical activity. A professional sits completely still during a long virtual meeting, frantically tapping the spacebar to keep the display brightly lit. An instructor spaces out while reviewing basic administrative guidelines, tapping a key so the screen does not plunge into total darkness. A learner totally dissociates while listening to a recorded lecture, jiggling the mouse just to prove they are still present. This highly amusing message captures that hilarious panic of trying to look deeply attentive.
Description: Want to be left alone? Say it with this shirt. Perfect gift for that introvert antisocial friend, coworker, brother, sister, cousin, bff, uncle, aunt, mom, dad. Brighten someones day with a sarcastic warning that you just want to be left alone. Great retirement gift. Wear this tee while your drink. Don't like crowds? This t-shirt will become a favorite.
