Star Tours Shorts
Description: Dewbacks were thick-skinned reptiles native to the desert planet of Tatooine, where they were used as beasts of burden, as well as mounts for specialized sandtroopers known as Dewback troopers. Rugged reptillian lizards native to the deserts of Tatooine, dewbacks were able to withstand the heat of the world's binary suns, as well as the dust that caused mechanical breakdowns in high-tech conveyances. They serve as an excellent mode of transportation for tours due to their slow meandering gait.
Description: The worst 1-star review in ancient history! Odysseus gives Odyssey Tours a solid 0/5 stars after spending 10 years at sea, dealing with divine interference, and losing his entire crew to a rude Cyclops. Perfect for history buffs, English majors, mythology lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good classic literature parody tee.
