Swallowing Shorts

Description: A stark, monochrome portrayal of a shark with its mouth wide open, consuming a small figure of a person. The shark is rendered in black with white outlines and teeth, and the person is entirely white. Text above reads "This is a fish that can swallow a man whole.", and text below states "A little shakin', a little tenderizing and down ya go. - Quint -".

Description: Thanks For Not Swallowing Us Happy Mother's Day Father's Day

Description: Steve got hungry while flying overhead on his way to the carousel in Dumbo.

Description: Steve got hungry while sailing past Lady Liberty.

Description: Steve got hungry while trying to catch the most iconic views of NYC.

Description: Steve got hungry after learning about the art deco architecture and flying over Midtown Manhattan.

Description: Steve got hungry while counting down to the next year, so he ate the NYE ball.

Description: Occupational-Therapy-Is-My-Jam

Description: Are you ready for the return? This hilarious and edgy design features a dual portrayal of Jesus—traditional sacred heart iconography meets a modern, "cool" Jesus in sunglasses. With the bold, vintage-style typography asking the provocative question, "Christ Is Coming, Are You Swallowing?", this design is perfect for those who love religious satire, dark humor, and internet meme culture. Whether you're a fan of ironic fashion or just want to turn heads and start a conversation (or a debate), this graphic is a must-have for your wardrobe. High-quality print with a retro aesthetic.

Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"

Description: "If you love taking a bath with a lot of soap and playing with your Rubber Duck, this Rubber Duckie Design is ideal for you. Everyone who loves using a Rubber Duck bath toy will love this cute Duck design and make other people smile.This drawn Rubber Duck design is ideal for rubber duck lovers and duck collectors, kids, boys, girls and bath and shower lovers."

Description: Speech Therapy design for Speech Language Pathologist, SLP, Speech Therapist. Celebrate communication, rehabilitation, and the SLP profession.

Description: The "Thanks For Not Swallowing Us" t-shirt is a playful and humorous design It can be seen as a lighthearted expression This t-shirt design is a popular choice for those who enjoy a fun and quirky sense of humor.

Description: "If you love taking a bath with a lot of soap and playing with your Rubber Duck, this Rubber Duckie Design is ideal for you. Everyone who loves using a Rubber Duck bath toy will love this cute Duck design and make other people smile.This drawn Rubber Duck design is ideal for rubber duck lovers and duck collectors, kids, boys, girls and bath and shower lovers."

Description: If she's swallowing I'm staying

Description: Jesus is Coming are You Swallowing

Description: Sloth and Baby in a Snake

Description: Mothers day gift ideas for Mom Mommy Mother-in-law Grandma from Son Daughter

Description: Design suitable for many ages, for men, women, family, mother, father, father, mother, friends. Daily wear for work, sports, outing, office or vacation

Description: Steve got hungry watching the trains go by.

Description: Christ Is Coming Are You Swallowing

Description: Jesus Is Coming-Are-You-Swallowing Christian Jesus Offensive Shirt is perfect for men, women, teens, Christians, churchgoers, pastors, youth group leaders, Bible study members, and friends who enjoy bold, edgy, or provocative Christian humor statements