Tender Shorts
Description: Tender Pervert is the third studio album by Scottish musician Momus, released in 1988 on Creation Recorords. The album's working title was The Homosexual, due to its homosexual themes (as seen in "The Homosexual", "Love on Ice", and "Bishonen"). Momus was dissuaded by Creation Records founder Alan McGee from naming it as such due to the presumption that Canadian distributor PolyGram would not release an album under that title. The album was also influenced by the themes explored by Serge Gainsbourg in his 1984 album, Love on the Beat, as well as Japanese pop culture and cultural figures such as Yukio Mishima.
Description: Washington Irving quote: Some minds corrode and grow inactive under the loss of personal liberty; others grow morbid and irritable; but it is the nature of the poet to become tender and imaginitive in the loneliness of confinement. He banquets upon the honey of his own thoughts, and, like the captive bird, pours forth his soul in melody.
Description: Bar Owner & Bartender T Shirts - Funny Please Be Patient with the Bartender tshirts for women & men. Humorous shirt says Even a Toilet Can Serve Only One A-hole at a Time. Gifts for Bartenders and Bar Owners, servers, waiters & waitresses. Awesome bar & pub owner gift ideas and new bar owner gifts for Christmas & birthday. Waiter and waitress will love it as a staff shirt at the bar or pub. Show your support for your local bartender serving drinks with this awesome tee for him or her.
Description: A bucket of crispy chicken fingers with the phrase “My Fingers Be Tender” a playful fast food pun design packed with innuendo humor and absurd comedy energy. Perfect for chicken lovers, meme fans, food pun collectors, and anyone who enjoys silly, suggestive humor wrapped in comfort food chaos. Great as a funny gift shirt for fast food fans, party humor lovers, and joke-heavy streetwear style.
Description: This design proudly declares "I Raise Chickens I'm Literally A Chicken Tender" in bold white text, accompanied by white silhouettes of various poultry birds. It' humorous and relatable statement for dedicated chicken keepers and enthusiasts. Perfect for those who spend their days raising and tending to their flock, whether they have a small backyard coop or a larger homestead. This graphic celebrates the unique lifestyle of a poultry owner, showcasing a passion for hens, roosters, and all fowl. Ideal for farmers and anyone who finds joy in the daily activities of chicken raising. Show off your commitment to your feathered companions with this funny and authentic design.
Description: A heartwarming wildlife design featuring a gentle adult elephant and baby elephant sharing a tender moment. Perfect for elephant lovers, animal moms, wildlife fans, nature enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates family bonds and meaningful animal art. A beautiful gift idea for people who love elephants, safari animals, and touching family-themed designs.
Description: Elvis shirt Presley pride — "Love me tender, love me sweet". vintage screen-print rockabilly pop design for Elvis fans and Presley collectors — rockabilly, fifties rock and roll, rockabilly music gift, vintage rockabilly, concert music, rockabilly album art. Perfect Elvis graphic tee Presley gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Presley lovers fabric — Elvis spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1956.
Description: A funny typography design featuring the clever pun “I Raise Chickens I'm Literally a Chicken Tender” Perfect for backyard chicken keepers, poultry enthusiasts, and homesteaders, this artwork combines farm life with lighthearted humor. Celebrating hens, coops, and country living, it’s an entertaining design for anyone who enjoys raising chickens and witty agricultural wordplay.
