Texas Weather Shorts

Description: Schultzy Ray Vaughan

Description: Embrace the cozy season with this unique western coffee weather design. Featuring a cowboy hat, bull skull, and cacti, it is perfect for desert vibes and caffeine lovers.

Description: The old saying goes, "If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait a minute, it will change." Well... except for Summer. Summer in Texas starts in March and ends in November. If you can't take the heat, Texas is not for you.

Description: A witty and humorous design for anyone enduring the relentless, scorching heat of Houston, Texas. Features a melting thermometer graphic, perfect for locals who know that summer in Texas is a year-round state of mind.

Description: A western figure wearing a wide-brimmed hat, boots, and a red bandana leans against a wooden fence. Behind him, the red skyline of Houston, Texas, appears to melt under a large, intense orange sun. The cracked earth below him emphasizes the hot summer climate featuring the beautiful scenery and vibe of Survived.

Description: A melted western boot and a dripping wide-brimmed hat rest upon cracked, dry earth beneath a scorching sun. An urban skyline silhouette and a high-temperature thermometer indicate extreme weather. The text on the surface references survival of intense heat in Dallas.

Description: This item references local weather conditions frequently encountered during the year in Dallas. The visual focus includes a bull skull wearing sunglasses, a bright sun, and the urban skyline of this metropolitan area. It reflects the atmosphere of life in the southern plains when seasonal temperatures rise and the sun remains intense for long periods.

Description: Commemorate the record-breaking deep freeze with this I Survived Winter Storm Fern 2026 design. Whether you endured the Polar Vortex in the Midwest, the Texas ice storm, or the blizzard conditions on the East Coast, this 'Survivor' apparel is the perfect souvenir. A great gift for those who braved the power outages, freezing rain, and historic snow of January 2026. Stay warm and show your resilience against the cold snap of the decade!

Description: Calendar said autumn. Weather disagreed. Southern fake-fall humor for anyone pushing pumpkin season while it is still hot outside.

Description: Southern fake-fall humor for when boots are costume props and it is still hot out. Original lettering print. No logos.

Description: Thinking about escaping to Texas is fun! Great conversation starters for all types of people in all areas, especially New York, Seattle, Portland, and California. Feel better fast with these fine items...

Description: I Survived Hurricane Season t shirts and gifts

Description: Hurricanes are horrible - and they really do blow...both figuratively and literally...

Description: Hurricane season is here and Hurricanes Laura and Marco are making landfall on the Gulf Coast-Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, Arkansas-double hurricanes are a phenomenon known as Fujiwhara - both hurricanes will collide in Southern U.S. Gulf states I Survived Hurricanes Laura & Marco 2020 Funny Weather is perfect for those living on the Gulf Coast in the path of Hurricanes Laura & Marco or storm chasers, meteorologists-men, women, sister, brother, teacher, friends-hurricane parties