The Things That Hurt Shorts

Description: Artwork by Tommy Devoid.

Description: not the things that i hate

Description: Murasaki Shikibu quote: “So much for their looks; but their characters - that is a much more difficult matter. We all have our quirks and no one is ever all bad. Then again, it is not possible for everyone to be all things all of the time: attractive, restrained, intelligent, tasteful and trustworthy. We are all different and it is often difficult to know on which aspect to dwell.”

Description: Blaise Pascal quote: Nothing is more common than good things: the point in question is only to discriminate them; and it is certain that they are all natural and within our reach and even known to all mankind.

Description: A bold, white text design against a black background. It defines the role of a Nuclear Engineer humorously, detailing their study of explosions and subsequent efforts to prevent them, along with a joke about 'glow in the dark' being an industry term.

Description: Introducing the "Things I’m On My Bullshit That Good Kush And Alcohol Sum Other Shit The Spectrum" t-shirt, a funny and trendy tee. Wear it with a smile, showcasing your sense of humor and contemporary style.

Description: brand new band logo with upside down flower cross

Description: William Faulkner portrait and quote: A writer must teach himself that the basest of all things is to be afraid.

Description: Could I Get An ETA On The Good Things That Come To Those Who Wait. Twist on an idiom. Funny, Humor, Sarcasm

Description: George Santayana quote: I like to walk about amidst the beautiful things that adorn the world; but private wealth I should decline, or any sort of personal possessions, because they would take away my liberty.

Description: Lou Andreas-Salomé quote: How do I imagine love? This is quite uncomplicated -- very simple and wholesome. I would compare it with things that are least demonic or romantic, like the daily bread that is blessed and stills our hunger, like the stream of air that comes into our home to refresh us. In one word, with that which is most important, most beautiful, and most natural, on which we most depend and about which we do not need to engage in empty rhetoric.

Description: Open new possibilities with The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett. A simple green key grows into a leafy stem above an open book and A Story That Opens Things, a clever emblem for readers and librarians.

Description: A cute collaboration with Martin Elmer because not all things that go bump in the night are scary

Description: Richard Wright quote: I could endure the hunger. I had learned to live with hate. But to feel that there was feeling denied me, that the very breath of life itself was beyond my reach, that more than anything else hurt, wounded me. I had a new hunger.

Description: A black background displays white, bold, sans-serif text in all capital letters. The text reads: "I MISS THE DAYS WHEN THE ONLY THING THAT HURT WAS MY KNEES FROM ROLLERBLADING". Decorative scrollwork appears on the bottom lines of text.

Description: John Locke quote: The three great things that govern mankind are reason, passion and superstition. The first governs a few, the two last share the bulk of mankind and possess them in their turns. But superstition most powerfully produces the greatest mischief.

Description: Things Im On 1. My Bullshit 2. That Good Kush And Alcohol 3. Sum Other Shit 4. The Spectrum 5. A Government Watchlist

Description: I Was Trained To Destroy Things And Kill People. Apparently They Frown On That In The Civilian World. This veteran military quote is for soldiers, combat veterans, and ex-military personnel.

Description: I Like To Eat Things I Know Will Hurt My Tummy Funny Meme T Shirt Gen Z Humor, Tummy Ache Survivor, Introvert gift

Description: Embrace the power of compassion with this inspiring quote. 'Kindness Is The Only Currency That Buys Lasting Things' reminds us that genuine good deeds and empathy create enduring value. A perfect statement for anyone who believes in spreading positiv

Description: Baruch Spinoza quote: Of all the things that are beyond my power, I value nothing more highly than to be allowed the honor of entering into bonds of friendship with people who sincerely love truth. For, of things beyond our power, I believe there is nothing in the world which we can love with tranquility except such men.

Description: Human cognitive retention operates with hilarious selectivity, transforming otherwise functional humans into specialized savants. You can effortlessly recite obscure television trivia, recall complex long-term project strategies and memorize the entire discography of a random musical artist without hesitation. However, the moment someone introduces practical topics like household budgeting, geographical directions, or basic vehicle maintenance, your intellect powers down. The mental hard drive displays a blank screen, refusing to process any data that lacks entertainment value. The humor here celebrates this blatant refusal to learn boring information, honoring the delightfully useless expertise that occupies our limited mental bandwidth.

Description: Fight For The Things You Care About But Do It In A Way That Will Lead Others To Join You RGB

Description: productivity (n.) the illusion that you are actually getting things done. see also: deadlines, procrastination

Description: productivity (n.) the illusion that you are actually getting things done. see also: deadlines, procrastination

Description: What's The Best That Could Happen merch

Description: productivity (n.) the illusion that you are actually getting things done. see also: deadlines, procrastination

Description: Taste and see that the LORD is good; blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him! Psalm 34:8

Description: William Hazlitt quote: Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.

Description: Isaac Newton portrait and quote: A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true, for if the things be false, the apprehension of them is not understanding.

Description: productivity (n.) the illusion that you are actually getting things done. see also: deadlines, procrastination

Description: This uplifting design features the encouraging question 'What's the best that could happen?' accented with charming flowers and sparkles. It makes an inspiring daily reminder to focus on positive outcomes and embrace an optimistic mindset.

Description: A bold sarcastic checklist design for anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and unapologetic attitude. 2 THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCoHOL

Description: A bold sarcastic checklist design for anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and unapologetic attitude.

Description: A bold sarcastic checklist design for anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and unapologetic attitude.

Description: Taste and see that the LORD is good; blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him! Psalm 34:8