The Wake Shorts
Description: The Wake are a British post-punk and later indie pop band, founded in Glasgow in 1981 by Gerard "Caesar" McInulty (formerly of Altered Images), Steven Allen (drums) and Joe Donnelly (bass), the latter soon replaced by Bobby Gillespie. Steven's sister Carolyn Allen also joined on keyboards, and remained in the band thereafter. In 1988, disillusioned with the lack of proper promotion and indeed apathy from Factory Records, The Wake left the label and signed to Bristol's legendary Sarah Records, releasing two singles and two LPs, the last being 1994's Tidal Wave of Hype.
Description: Step out of the illusion with “Wake Up. The Simulation’s Glitching.” — a clever design mixing digital dystopia and existential humor. Perfect for gamers, tech enthusiasts, and free thinkers who love simulation theory, glitches, and reality-bending ideas. A modern awareness piece with a gothic tech aesthetic.
Description: The Wake are a British post-punk and later indie pop band, founded in Glasgow in 1981 by Gerard "Caesar" McInulty (formerly of Altered Images), Steven Allen (drums) and Joe Donnelly (bass), the latter soon replaced by Bobby Gillespie. Steven's sister Carolyn Allen also joined on keyboards, and remained in the band thereafter. In 1988, disillusioned with the lack of proper promotion and indeed apathy from Factory Records, The Wake left the label and signed to Bristol's legendary Sarah Records, releasing two singles and two LPs, the last being 1994's Tidal Wave of Hype.
Description: Built around rock art, a standout vintage piece that real heartland rock fans and gift-givers instantly recognize. The distressed, screen-print finish gives it real worn-in character. Calling all heartland rock fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the working-class grit and anthemic spirit of classic American rock. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for rockers, road-trippers, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect rock music gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Raw, soulful artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: This funny raccoon design is for nap lovers and anyone who enjoys resting their eyes. Features 'Just Proud Member Of The Don't Wake Me Resting My Eyes Club' for sleep enthusiasts.
Just Proud Member Of The Don't Wake Me Resting My Eyes Club Raccoon Nap Lover Shorts
by 0reooos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$27
Description: Membership is not available to everyone — only those wise enough to book the back of the ship and spend entire evenings watching the wake disappear into the horizon with something cold in hand. "The Aft Balcony Society: Wake Views & Premium Pours" is the official crest for the most exclusive unofficial club at sea. Est. 2026. Snobbery justified.
The Aft Balcony Society – Wake Views & Premium Pours Funny Cruise Cabin Pride Vintage Crest Art Shorts
by Luminari Creations
$27
Description: Built around rock art, a standout vintage piece that real psychedelic rock fans and gift-givers instantly recognize. Made for fans who want something a cut above the usual band merch. Calling all psychedelic rock fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the free-flowing spirit of jam rock and improvised live magic. Rendered in a trippy screen-print illustration that real collectors love, it's a must-have for jam band devotees, psychedelic diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect rock band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Colorful, kaleidoscopic artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
