Theme Park Vacation Shorts
Description: Action Park was an amusement and water park located in Vernon Township, New Jersey, United States, on the grounds of the Vernon Valley/Great Gorge ski resort. The park consisted primarily of water-based attractions and originally opened to the public in 1978, under the ownership of Great American Recreation (GAR). Many of its attractions were unique, attracting thrill-seekers from across the New York metropolitan area. Action Park's popularity went hand-in-hand with a reputation for poorly designed rides, under-trained and under-aged staff, intoxicated guests and staff, and a consequently poor safety record. At least six people are known to have died as a result of mishaps on rides at the park.
Vintage Action Park New Jersey 1978 - Theme Park Shorts
by Tivanatee
$21 $27
Description: Clark Griswold, wanting to spend more time with his wife Ellen and children Rusty and Audrey, decides to lead the family on a cross-country expedition from the Chicago suburbs to the southern California amusement park Walley World, billed as "America's Favorite Family Fun Park". Ellen wants to fly, but Clark insists on driving, so he can bond with his family. He has ordered a new car in preparation for the trip, but the dealer claims that it will not be ready for six weeks. Clark is forced to buy the "Wagon Queen Family Truckster", an ugly, oversized station wagon, after the car he brought to trade in has been hauled away and crushed.
Description: Every jungle trek needs a guide… or at least someone who looks confident. This funny jungle adventure shirt features a laid-back tiger guide posed in front of a compass design and lush foliage, proudly advertising “Jungle Trek Guide Service.” Perfect for theme park fans, adventure lovers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic outdoor humor with a playful jungle twist. Bold, colorful, and easy to read from a distance, this design is made to stand out on shirts, hoodies, and stickers — whether you’re in the park or just dreaming about your next adventure.
Jungle Trek Guide Service – Funny Jungle Adventure & Theme Park Humor Shirt Shorts
by ParkLifeDesigns
$21 $27
Description: Ye come seekin’ adventure and salty old pirates, eh? Sure, you come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight—with both hands, if you please. There be squalls ahead! And Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey. The classic Disney attraction on stuff for you to buy! Check my profile for other color options.
Description: Finally, here's a shirt for all the passholders and Disney World fans who know how to score on the Astro Blaster ride! Get this shirt for yourself or any Buzz fan who knows how to high score on this WDW theme park ride in Orlando and California! Get this for a birthday, vacation, or as a high score reward for your kids, husband, wife, friends, or any hero who wants to show off their high score status as a hero on this awesome interactive space blaster ride!
Galactic Hero High Score Theme Park Ride Shorts
by Smagnaferous Art and Designs
$21 $27
Description: This design is for roller coaster and theme park fans, especially passholders who grew up at Disney World. Get this for your passholder family or kids for vacations, birthdays, or everyday gifts to show off how much they love theme park rides and roller coasters!
Ride Every Mountain Theme Park Art Shorts
by Smagnaferous Art and Designs
$21 $27
Description: Show how much you love amusement parks with this cool design that features images of theme park rides (rollercoaster, swings, carousel, spinning cups, bumper cars) and the words, Today's Agenda. Great gift for theme park fans, rollercoaster lovers, coaster enthusiasts, those who like carnival rides and other thrill rides, an adventurous friend or family member.
Description: Get ready for your next theme park vacation with this hilarious "I'm Making Pour Choices Around the World" design! Featuring a giant geodesic sphere sitting in a vibrant cocktail glass, surrounded by swirling global icons like the Eiffel Tower, Colosseum, a traditional sombrero, and more. Perfect for drinking squads, food and wine festival lovers, or anyone ready to explore international pavilions with a cold beverage in hand. Grab this funny world traveler artwork for your next epic trip with friends!
Making Pour Choices Around The World Theme Park Drinking Vacation Shorts
by Drusillack
$21 $27
Description: When I said where do you wanna go on vacation, where did you say? Rusty? "Hawaii?" Shut up Rus, Audry? Not every vacation is going to be a winner, but how bad can it be when you choose Walley World? This version of the Walley World tee is nicely aged with hand distressing to give it a vintage souvenir shirt kinda look.
