Today Is Shorts
Description: This design features britpop art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true britpop fans and vinyl collectors. A standout piece for collectors who chase that authentic, sought-after retro look. Calling all britpop fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the swaggering, anthemic spirit of nineties alternative rock at its melodic peak. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for indie kids, guitar-pop diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect rock band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to gigs, festivals or just to make a statement.
Description: A close-up portrait of a dog wearing a furry aviator hat and round sunglasses, with a tennis ball in its mouth. The text overlay reads "TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY" above the dog and "THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU" below. The background is black.
Today Is Gonna Be The Day They're Gonna Throw It Back To You Dog with Tennis Ball Shorts
by Remisova illustrator
$21 $27
CURRENT MOOD: Is Today The Day I Finally Snap?! - funny warning signs Shorts
by today.i.am.sad
$21 $27
CURRENT MOOD: Is Today The Day I Finally Snap?! - funny warning signs Shorts
by today.i.am.sad
$21 $27
Description: A black background with white text and a graphic. The top text reads 'TELL THE BOSS I CANT WORK TODAY'. Below this is a scene with a bright circle representing the sun, clouds, birds, mountains, and choppy water. In the water is a boat with a person fishing, and the bottom text reads 'MY ARM IS IN A CAST'.
Description: A monochrome graphic with white line elements on a black background. It depicts a person in a rowboat fishing on a body of water, with mountains in the background and a circle representing the sun or moon. The text "TELL THE BOSS I CANT WORK TODAY" is at the top, and "MY ARM IS IN A CAST" is at the bottom.
Description: A cartoon raccoon is featured prominently in this black background graphic. The raccoon is holding a gold pocket watch and has a mischievous expression. White text encircles the raccoon, with the top arc reading "TODAY IS SLAP AN IDIOT DAY" and the bottom arc reading "I'M GONNA BE BUSY". Small white starbursts surround the central figure.
Raccoon Holding Pocket Watch Today Is Slap An Idiot Day I'm Gonna Be Busy Shorts
by Tri Yana Smiths
$21 $27
Description: A cartoony raccoon stands centered against a black background, holding a vintage golden pocket watch. White text arcs above the raccoon on both sides, reading "TODAY IS SLAP AN IDIOT DAY". White text is also below the raccoon, reading "I'M GONNA BE BUSY". White lines and dots radiate from behind the raccoon.
Raccoon With Pocket Watch "Today Is Slap An Idiot Day I'm Gonna Be Busy" Shorts
by inksphereillustrator
$21 $27
Description: A monochrome circular emblem with contrasting day and night scenes. The night side features a crescent moon and stars, while the day side shows a sun and clouds. A cheerful, kawaii-style coffee mug with a smiling face sits with leafy plants. The text "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY" curves above, and "FOR COFFEE" is below.
Description: I’m So Sorry for What My Kid Is Going to Teach Your Kid Today – Funny Parent Humor Design
I’m So Sorry for What My Kid Is Going to Teach Your Kid Today – Funny Parent Humor Design Shorts
by Sgut insecte
$21 $27
Description: A retro-style circular emblem features a silhouette of a person in a boat fishing, with a fish leaping from the water. The background consists of horizontal stripes in sunset colors of red, orange, yellow, and cream. The text 'I CAN'T WORK TODAY MY ARM IS IN A CAST' is curved around the top and bottom of the circle.
Description: A humorous, circular design with white text that reads "THE INTERNET IS DOWN TODAY SO I DID MY LAUNDRY INSTEAD". It features visual elements like a pillow, clothespins, bubbles, a yellow t-shirt, and a washing machine. The primary text "Laundry" is in a large, bold yellow font.
The Internet Is Down Today So I Did My Laundry Instead Funny Saying Shorts
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$21 $27
Description: A retro-style sunset with horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, and teal. A large fish is jumping towards a lure in the foreground. A silhouette of a person fishing from a boat is in the water below. The text "I CAN'T WORK TODAY" curves around the top of the sunset, and "MY ARM IS IN A CAST" is below.
Description: A retro-style circular graphic featuring a sunset with horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, and teal. A leaping fish with a lure in its mouth is central. Below, a silhouette of a person in a boat fishes. Text reads 'I CAN'T WORK TODAY' above and 'MY ARM IS IN A CAST' below. Anchors flank the lower text.
Description: I Can Only Please 1 Person Each Day TodaY Is Not Your Day Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either
I Can Only Please 1 Person Each Day TodaY Is Not Your Day Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either Shorts
by Faith Light Studio
$21 $27
Description: A circular retro sunset scene depicting a person in a boat fishing. A large fish is jumping from the water, hooked to a line. The text "I CAN'T WORK TODAY MY ARM IS IN A CAST" is curved around the top and bottom of the circle. The scene features horizontal bands of color representing the sunset and water.
Description: The graphic features the phrase "TODAY IS A GOLD DAY TO DO SOME PANNING" in a bold, textured font. Below the text is a gold colored panning with black stones, flanked by two shovels on either side. The background is black.
TODAY IS A GOLD DAY TO DO SOME PANNING Panning with Shovels Shorts
by didit artwork pangestu
$21 $27
