Too Many Hobbies Shorts

Description: “One Person. Too Many Hobbies.” tops four rounded panels showing an open book, a potted plant, yarn with knitting needles, and a cup beside a paintbrush. A winding orange strand ties this retro celebration of creative interests together.

Description: An official singularity-of-purpose clearance, formally certifying the primary pitch operator as an elite athletic minimalist who has systematically purged all secondary leisure activities to achieve absolute, total obsession with a single leather sphere.