Vanish Shorts
Description: Denis Diderot: What is this world? A complex whole, subject to endless revolutions. All these revolutions show a continual tendency to destruction; a swift succession of beings who follow one another, press forward, and vanish; a fleeting symmetry; the order of a moment. I reproached you just now with estimating the perfection of things by your own capacity; and I might accuse you here of measuring its duration by the length of your own days. You judge of the continuous existence of the world, as an ephemeral insect might judge of yours. The world is eternal for you, as you are eternal to the being that lives but for one instant. Yet the insect is the more reasonable of the two...
Description: Time To Vanish The Mood Is Weird Cowboy Frog Raccoon Western Desert Animals design featuring cowboy-frog, animal humor, desert animals, frog lover, funny animals. Perfect gift for fans.
Time To Vanish The Mood Is Weird Cowboy Frog Raccoon Western Desert Animals Shorts
by christopherprindl
$27
Description: A mysterious black cat creates a portal with his claws, ready to vanish without a trace. Inspired by the uncanny ability of cats to appear and disappear whenever they please, this design blends humor with a touch of magic. Featuring the phrase "Opening a portal. Going wherever I want", it perfectly captures that independent, untouchable cat energy. A great choice for cat lovers, introverts and anyone who's ever wanted to slip away from reality.
Description: Procrastination Humor I Plan Then Vanish Text Typography features a bold typography procrastination quote theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of procrastination dad and procrastination is my super power. A natural pick for gift for friends, especially as a procrastination quote gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
Description: Humorous wildlife themed design featuring an opossum reacting with the classic stress response of disappearing. The artwork highlights relatable humor inspired by animal behavior and internet memes. Perfect for animal lovers and fans of quirky wildlife humor. Ideal for people who enjoy clever jokes based on nature and funny animal reactions.
Description: born to vanish shirt, forced to rsvp shirt, anti social shirt, introvert humor shirt, socially exhausted shirt, party avoidance shirt, wedding guest joke shirt, event dread shirt, rsvp joke shirt — this one is for anybody who gets the invite, stares at it, and instantly wants to disappear. Big mood, clean attitude, and the exact kind of sarcastic wearable chaos that hits at weddings, parties, reunions, and every “you coming?” moment. If avoiding plans was a personality trait, this is the shirt. Follow for more unapologetically funny designs.
Description: Original artwork by @mafmove (Mark Forton). All designs are ORIGINAL concepts by visual artist Mark Forton (@mafmove). Copyright © 2018-2024 All Rights Reserved.
In the future we vanish until then I love you… Said I said I. Shorts
by Snake King Studios by @mafmove
$27
