Vegetable Man Shorts

Description: Have you heard of the 7-foot-tall Vampire Vegetable Man from Outer Space (aka Rivesville, WV)??

Description: Vegetable Man Alien Cryptid

Description: The cover art from Gray Barker's Book of Monsters Volume Four features West Virginia’s 7-foot-tall vampire Vegetable Man from outer space, three Nen in Black, and a hidden Bigfoot.

Description: A funny red tomato character wearing glasses with a grumpy expression and colorful hand drawn details.

Description: Happotato: Playful potato character with a bright smile. Perfect for adding a touch of joy and whimsy! Great for decoration or simply a fun collectible.

Description: A visual composition featuring the text "Wang Pows CHINESE CUISINE" in red and white. To the left is a sunset over water with a hanging red lantern and a branch with leaves. Below this is a bowl of rice with lime, garnished with herbs and red chili, held by chopsticks. To the right is a portrait of an elderly man wearing a white cap and a grey garment.

Description: Celebrate the passion of an experienced gardener with this design. Featuring Never Underestimate An Old Man Who Still Grows Tomatoes In His Seventies, this is a perfect gift for grandfathers, fathers, and senior tomato growers.

Description: A quirky and bizarre drawing of a stubbled man with a bright nose standing behind fresh cucumbers and small blossoms.

Description: A retro-style graphic depicting a monstrous, enraged tomato with sharp teeth and vines. A woman in a polka dot swimsuit and a man in a green shirt are shown fleeing from the creature amidst splashing water. The text "ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES" is prominently displayed.

Description: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

Description: Broccoli

Description: Blood-sucking alien encountered in 1968 in Fairmont, West Virginia.

Description: For all of my people living that clean lifestyle.

Description: Perfect for vegan men, vegan guys, vegan dudes, vegan boys, vegan teenage boys, vegans, vegetarians, health foodies, health nuts, vegetable lovers, healthy men, herbivores, and animal lovers. Great Christmas gift and birthday gift for vegans. Slightly weathered, groovy, vintage, yellow, orange and red retro rainbow 70s and 80s throwback VEGAN GUY gift fashion for all those good vibes veggie munching, animal-loving, health nut, environmental activist vegan men and guys out there.