Venture Capital Shorts

Description: Bring Silicon Valley satire and girlboss humor to the office in this hilarious God Forbid A Woman Lie A Little To Her Investors Shirt featuring modern typography with glossy teal spheres. A witty finance and startup meme Shirt for entrepreneurs, tech workers, and women in business.

Description: Celebrate the founding of America with a clever venture capital twist. This infographic design reimagines the Declaration of Independence and Continental Congress as a startup Series A term sheet, complete with valuation, equity stake, voting rights, and liquidation preference clauses. Perfect for entrepreneurs, startup founders, finance professionals, and history buffs who appreciate satirical patriotic humor. A unique blend of 1776 history, corporate data visualization, and witty office banter—ideal for sparking conversations in the boardroom or at your July 4th barbecue.

Description: Our success formula - Cigars for innovation and Coffee for the daily grind. A Cigar to help you brainstorm in meetings and allow the creative juices to flow freely. Coffee to get you alert so you can crank out your work. This shirt is a great conversation starter.

Description: Peter Thiel The Reptile

Description: Join the Bootstrap Club with this professional circular badge designed for the independent founder. This Minimalism inspired design celebrates the Tech entrepreneur who proves there is No VC Needed to build something great.

Description: Our success formula - Gin for innovation and Coffee for the daily grind. Gin to help you brainstorm in meetings and allow the creative juices to flow freely. Coffee to get you alert so you can crank out your work. This shirt is a great conversation starter.

Description: Perfect appreciation gift for investor, single or divorced : Loved one or friend !