Very Metal Shorts
Description: Unleash your inner demon with this 'Very Nice, Very Evil' Danhausen design! Featuring the beloved professional wrestler in his iconic, spooky black metal style, this design is perfect for fans who appreciate a touch of the macabre and a lot of charm. Grab this awesome artwork on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, phone cases, and more!
Pop Will Eat Itself: Very Metal Noise Pollution Shorts
by YesteryearGraphics
$21 $27
Description: Gatekeepers gonna gatekeep. For anyone tired of self-appointed scene hall monitors dictating who gets to be "punk." Riffing on the internet trolls constantly lecturing about what is and isn't allowed in the subculture, this design pairs classic horror-punk slap-bass attitude with the ultimate absurdity: fashion police etiquette. Features a wild-eyed, flat-topped bass slapper dropping the hammer on arbitrary scene rules. Because if there’s one thing a real rebel can't stand, it’s being told how to think, live, or dress!
Description: Celebrate the holidays with brutal cheer in this Have A Very Metal Christmas design! Blending the spirit of Christmas with the raw power of heavy metal, this artwork is perfect for headbangers who want to spread festive chaos. Featuring bold red and green lettering with iconic metal hand horns, it’s the ultimate way to rock around the Christmas tree. Whether you’re hitting a holiday party, gifting your favorite metalhead, or just bringing dark humor to the season, this design makes every Christmas loud, heavy, and unforgettable. Printed on high-quality apparel and accessories, it’s a must-have for fans of metal and festive rebellion alike.
Have A Very Metal Christmas - Heavy Holiday Spirit Shorts
by Pix elNest
$21 $27
