We Will Call You Shorts
Description: A humorous vintage-style design featuring a skeleton patiently waiting beside a telephone with the caption “When the employer said they will call you.” The artwork playfully captures the feeling of waiting forever for a job callback, turning a relatable experience into dark, sarcastic humor.
Description: A cartoon-style depiction of an orange demolition truck with a green dumpster filled with rubble. An excavator arm is loading more debris into the dumpster. The background features stylized city buildings. Text reads "Salvatore's Demolition Service", "You Call... We Haul!", and "Waste Removal Construction Contractors ~ Brooklyn, NY ~ Bonded & Insured".
Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true nu metal fans and vinyl collectors. Drawn in a collectible art style that rewards a closer look. Calling all nu metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the brutal, chaotic power of turn-of-the-millennium heavy metal at its most aggressive. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, nu metal diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Heavy, mask-clad artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Maggots We Are the Ones That You Will Never Forget We Are the Ones That You'll Regret Nu Metal Art Shorts
by Pulse Terrain
$21 $27
Description: Centered on pop art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore disco pop diehards and longtime collectors. Wear it loud and proud — this one was made to turn heads. Calling all disco fans — this vintage-inspired graphic tee channels the silky falsetto harmonies and groovy basslines of the seventies dance era. Rendered in a bold retro illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for dancers, soul lovers, karaoke diehards and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect music gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to parties, festivals or just to make a statement. Smooth, funky artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
And I Will Give You All My Life I'm Here for You, If You Should Call on Me Disco Pop Shorts
by TARIKOLOGIE
$21 $27
Description: Warn the world with this retro ocean design featuring a scuba diver descending through coral and blue-teal sunset stripes with seafloor vegetation peeking from below. Perfect for dive masters, open-water certified adventurers, and anyone whose idea of a warning comes from twenty meters down.
always be nice to a diver we know places where nobody will find you Shorts
by desarts
$21 $27
Description: Warn the world with this retro ocean design featuring a scuba diver descending through coral and blue-teal sunset stripes with seafloor vegetation peeking from below. Perfect for dive masters, open-water certified adventurers, and anyone whose idea of a warning comes from twenty meters down.
always be nice to a diver we know places where nobody will find you Shorts
by desarts
$21 $27
Description: Warn the world with this retro ocean design featuring a scuba diver descending through coral and blue-teal sunset stripes with seafloor vegetation peeking from below. Perfect for dive masters, open-water certified adventurers, and anyone whose idea of a warning comes from twenty meters down.
always be nice to a diver we know places where nobody will find you Shorts
by desarts
$21 $27
Description: Warn the world with this retro ocean design featuring a scuba diver descending through coral and blue-teal sunset stripes with seafloor vegetation peeking from below. Perfect for dive masters, open-water certified adventurers, and anyone whose idea of a warning comes from twenty meters down.
always be nice to a diver we know places where nobody will find you Shorts
by desarts
$21 $27
Description: Are we halfway there? I’m not sure, but we certainly should be Livin’ on a Prayer. Romans 12:12 reminds us to “Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.” My prayer for us all is that we would keep knocking, keep seeking and that we will all find God and keep him in our hearts. Be Blessed and be a Blessing!
I don’t know if we are halfway there But we should be Livin’ on a Prayer let us pray without ceasing Keep knocking Keep seeking and you will Find God Shorts
by FTLOGdoSomething
$21 $27
Description: Rest in peace Alex. You have been a constant for us for such a long time and we can’t believe you’re gone. We love you and will miss you! We all thought those episodes were from 1989 at the LATEST and we all felt the collective horror realizing they are from 2014! FOURTEEN! only 4 years ago guys. Anyway, we're a fan and are pleasantly surprised at how much more we know now than when we watched as kids. Does anyone else miss commercial breaks?
Description: Bold trucker design with dark, sarcastic humor about being nice to truck drivers. A great gift for truckers or big rig drivers, perfect for Truck Driver Appreciation Day or birthdays.
Always Be Nice To A Truck Driver We Know Places Where Nobody Will Find You Funny Trucker Gift Shirt Shorts
by Jenifer Store
$21 $27
Description: Are you a fan of the hilarious movie "Step Brothers"? Then you'll love this "Dale Doback You Have To Call Me Dragon" design. Featuring the iconic quote from the film, along with a funny image of Dale Doback, this design is sure to make anyone laugh. This design is available in a variety of products, including t-shirts, hoodies, and more. Whether you're a fan of the movie or just love a good laugh, this design is a great choice. So, add the "Dale Doback You Have To Call Me Dragon" design to your store today and let your customers enjoy the humor and wit of this classic film.
Description: This humorous design features the quote Will Paint Me Green And Call Me A Pickle Cause I'm Done Dillin With You. Ideal for pickle enthusiasts, food pun fans, and those who appreciate sarcastic sayings and funny gifts.
Will Paint Me Green And Call Me A Pickle Cause I'm Done Dillin With You Funny Pickle Lover Sarcastic Pun Shorts
by 0reooos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$21 $27
Description: A cautionary sign with a yellow background bordered by black and orange. The top reads "WARNING" in bold yellow text. Below this, a black silhouette shows a person sitting at a desk with a laptop, while another silhouette lies on the ground engulfed in stylized black flames and a question mark speech bubble above them. The bottom reads "IF THE HELP DESK THINKS YOUR QUESIMT IS STUPID WE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE" in yellow text.
Warning If The Help Desk Thinks Your Quesimt Is Stupid We Will Set You On Fire Silhouette Shorts
by telaso
$21 $27
Description: Work Cattle Once And You Will Understand Why We Eat Them. Ideal For Farmers, Ranchers, Agriculture Enthusiasts, And Beef Lovers Who Appreciate The Hard Work Of Livestock Farming.
Work Cattle Once And You Will Understand Why We Eat Them Farmer Rancher Agriculture Livestock Shorts
by Funny Animal Kings
$21 $27
Description: Always Be Nice To A Truck Driver We Know Places Where Nobody Will Find You funny saying
Always Be Nice To A Truck Driver We Know Places Where Nobody Will Find You Shorts
by Groovy Woaka EEE
$21 $27
Description: Slipknot nu metal shirt — "We are the ones that you will never forget We are the ones that you'll regret". vintage screen-print design for Slipknot fans, metal, rock, 90s, musician, 70s, 80s lovers and collectors. The perfect Slipknot gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.
We are the ones that you will never forget We are the ones that you'll regret Since 2004 Shorts
by Azizgram
$21 $27
Description: Built around metal art, a standout vintage piece that real speed metal fans and gift-givers instantly recognize. A bold conversation-starter built for gig nights and everyday wear alike. Calling all speed metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee roars with the gut-punching power of overdriven amps and relentless full-throttle riffs. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, biker-rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect heavy metal gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make some noise.
Motörheadbangers Because We Shoot to Kill, and You Know We Always Will, It's a Bomber Speed Metal Art Shorts
by Pulse Terrain
$21 $27
Description: Motorhead retro shirt — "Because we shoot to kill, and you know we always will, it's a Bomber". vintage screen-print design for Motorhead fans, retro lovers and collectors. The perfect Motorhead gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1979.
Because we shoot to kill, and you know we always will, it's a Bomber Retro Since 1979 Shorts
by Befloons
$21 $27
Description: A bold red text reads "ESSAY" with a yellow lightning bolt replacing the 'S'. Below it, a yellow pencil with a pink eraser is horizontally positioned. Underneath the pencil, red text states "FOR THOSE ABOUT TO WRITE" and yellow text says "WE WILL TEACH YOU", set against a black background.
Essay Lightning Bolt Pencil We Will Teach You Shorts
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$21 $27
Description: Queen arena rock shirt — "We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you". vintage screen-print design for Queen fans, crown, royal, royalty, kingdom, simple, typography lovers and collectors. The perfect Queen gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1977.
We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you Arena Rock Since 1977 Shorts
by joko_fashion
$21 $27
