What Would Shorts
Description: Raise a glass and your eyebrows with this bold and hilarious "What Would Tequila Jesus Do?" design — a cheeky twist on the classic WWJD slogan. Featuring Jesus Christ with a party-ready vibe and the phrase WWTJD (“Who Wants Tequila Jesus Do?”), this design mixes religion and alcohol with a splash of irreverent humour. Whether He’s turning water into tequila shots, handing out shooters, or just chilling with Jose and a bottle of mescal, this Messiah knows how to bring the holy spirit to the party. Perfect for nights out, bachelor parties, or anyone with a taste for the divine and the ridiculous.
Description: Snake Plissken is a former special forces soldier who is tasked with infiltrating the crime-ridden and isolated island of Manhattan, which has been converted into a maximum-security prison, in order to rescue the president of the United States. It is not possible to speculate on how he might approach running a pizza shop as it is outside of the context of the movie and the character's established skill set and abilities.
Description: Émile Zola quote: How the thought of meeting lost loved ones would sweeten one’s last moments, how eagerly would one embrace them, and what bliss to live together once more in immortality! He suffered agonies when he considered religion’s charitable lie, which compassionately conceals the terrible truth from feeble creatures. No, everything finished at death, nothing that we had loved was ever reborn, our farewells were for ever. For ever! For ever! That was the dreadful thought that carried his mind hurtling down abysses of emptiness.
