White Clown Shorts

Description: Released on April 11, 1995, Astro-Creep: 2000 is the fourth and final studio album by American heavy metal band White Zombie. The album featured a more industrial sound and proved to be the band's most commercially successful record, peaking at number six with the aid of the hit singles "More Human than Human" and "Super-Charger Heaven." To support the record, the band toured non-stop for fifteen months, playing over 200 shows with a variety of acts that crisis-crossed America multiple times. In the summer of '96, White Zombie played its final dates before breaking up in September '98. The tour brought a freak show vibe, including this creepy hook-handed clown who is now back from the dead to freak out coulrophobia sufferers everywhere.

Description: An inside joke shirt for I and my coworkers at The Roger Wilco Agency. You're fully welcome to sport this yourself, though. ;)

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Description: Black And White - Art The Clown

Description: 60s Clown Cartoon

Description: A graphic with white text stating "AT THIS POINT, IF A A CLOWN INVITED ME INTO THE WOODS I'D JUST GO." Below the text is a cartoon clown wearing a red hat, green outfit, and ruff, gesturing with one hand. Behind the clown are several stylized green pine trees.

Description: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose

Description: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose

Description: A creepy clown with a bottle and a hook for a hand sits under yellow stars.

Description: WHITE AND BLACK CLOWN

Description: At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go

Description: A close-up of a clown wearing a red and white outfit, white gloves, and face paint. The clown has a red nose, black teardrops under its eyes, and a red-striped hat with a pom-pom. It is holding four colorful balloons: green, orange, blue, and red. The background is black.

Description: A graphic featuring text on the left: "ACID BATH" in distressed red letters and "WHEN THE KITE STRING POPS" in white. The right side shows a clown with a red and white ruffled costume, a red hat with white trim, and a white pom-pom. The clown has painted white face, red nose, red lips, and black markings around eyes. The clown holds three balloons (yellow, red, and blue) with white strings.

Description: A zombie clown with green hair, a cigar, and a bottle of alcohol, holding a hook.

Description: At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go. A funny quote that delivers dark humor through absurd logic and exhausted self-awareness. This witty line leans into meme culture, ironic resignation, and the feeling of being done questioning life's strange invitations. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes, dark humor, and absurd jokes, perfect for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go. A ridiculous quote that captures that exhausted moment when life feels so chaotic you might as well see what happens next. This dark, absurd line leans into relatable humor about being completely done with everything. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys ridiculous jokes and chaotic humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas.

Description: A horror-themed scene featuring the text "ACID BATH" in dripping red font at the top and "WHEN THE LIFE STRING POPS" in similar font at the bottom. In the center, a clown with a red and white striped hat, white face paint, red nose, and red lips is depicted. The clown holds a bunch of colorful balloons. The background shows a dark, misty forest with tall trees.

Description: Black and white acrylic painting of Wicked Clown

Description: Get to slap on an unsuspecting pie target for some clown fun!

Description: A cartoon-style depiction of a clown in a white costume with red pom-poms and ruffled collar, holding a white umbrella. The clown wears striped pants and red shoes. A white goose on a blue leash, adorned with a blue bow tie, walks beside the clown.

Description: Funny Art The CLown Face Black and White Style

Description: Released on **April 11, 1995**, ***Astro-Creep: 2000*** marked the explosive finale of **White Zombie**, the iconic American heavy metal band fronted by **Rob Zombie**. Blending industrial grit with thrash metal chaos, the album soared to **No. 6 on the Billboard 200**, fueled by the anthemic hits *“More Human Than Human”* and *“Super-Charger Heaven”*—tracks that defined 1990s alt-metal and remain staples of rock radio.

Description: A chilling silhouette design of the Joker featuring an unmistakable evil grin emerging from the shadow . This is a 100% hand-drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: A bold red text spelling "CLOWN" with a yellow outline is displayed prominently. In the center of the word "CLOWN", a white circular clown face with a yellow outline is depicted. The clown face features a red nose, a wide red smile, and blue tear drop eye accents.

Description: A black and white portrait of a man with a red clown nose and red strings attached. He has an open mouth showing teeth and is wearing a suit and tie. Bold red text at the bottom reads 'CLOWN'. The composition is framed by a black border.

Description: Cry Like A Stone White Clown

Description: A close-up of a scary clown's face, depicted in a monochrome style with red accents. The clown has red circles on its cheeks, a red nose, and a wide, sinister smile revealing sharp teeth. Text on either side reads "VERY NICE" and "VERY EVIL" in a dripping, red font.

Description: A stylized depiction of a man from behind, wearing a dark suit and holding a white clown mask with blue diamond shapes around the eyes and a red smile. A dark grey satchel is slung across his shoulder, with metallic clasps. The background is solid black.

Description: A close-up of a white clown face with bright blue eyes and large black eyebrows. It wears a yellow, pointed hat adorned with a small yellow ball. A bright red nose and a wide red smiling mouth with a black outline frame the face. Below the face, the word "CLOWN" is displayed in large, red, stylized letters with a yellow outline.

Description: A cool design.

Description: A close-up view of a clown's face against a black background. The face is creamy white with bright blue painted eyebrows and blue markings below the eyes. It features large blue eyes, a red nose, and a wide red smile. Red rounded shapes are visible on either side, resembling ears or hair.

Description: ART THE CLOWN - BLACK AND WHITE

Description: "Umbrella" Artwork by Allie Hartley 2018

Description: A black background with bold, white, distressed lettering. The text reads "AT THIS POINT, IF A CLOWN INVITED INTO THE WOODS, THAT I'D JUST GO.". The lettering has a rough, textured appearance.

Description: White Zombie Freak Show 1995