Witness Protection Program Shorts

Description: Wordplay on going to the gym. An official looking word mark.

Description: A pixelated Kermit the Frog has entered the Witness Protection Program,

Description: A funny Thanksgiving design featuring a goofy turkey relaxing on a tropical vacation with the phrase Witness Protection Program Currently A Duck. A hilarious Turkey Day joke combining Thanksgiving humor, beach vibes, and a turkey trying to escape the dinner table.

Description: A hilarious Thanksgiving turkey design featuring a nervous turkey in disguise with the phrase Witness Protection Program Currently A Duck. A silly autumn joke for Turkey Day, Thanksgiving gatherings, and fans of funny turkey humor

Description: A funny Thanksgiving turkey design featuring a goofy turkey pretending to be a duck with the phrase Witness Protection Program Currently A Duck. A fun sarcastic design for Turkey Day, Friendsgiving, fall gatherings, and anyone who loves silly Thanksgiving humor.

Description: This vintage-style t-shirt design features a laid-back cryptid mascot enjoying coffee while representing a fictional “Cryptid Witness Protection Program” deep in the wilderness.

Description: This vintage-style t-shirt design features a laid-back cryptid mascot enjoying coffee while representing a fictional “Cryptid Witness Protection Program” deep in the wilderness. With distressed typography, retro badge elements, and humorous slogans about secrecy and relocation, the artwork blends cozy outdoor aesthetics with quirky internet-style worldbuilding.