Skim Merch

A quick design.

The quote, "Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk," in an iPhone text bubble.

illustration

Way of Flight. Abstract Skim Wing takes flight out of the water.

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk - PARKS AND RECREATION DESIGN

I Eat Success for Breakfast! With Skim Milk

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Holy Cow

Because Ron Swanson has the best wisdom!

It's a joke.

Panama City Beach Florida Skim Board Championship.

A brown pelican flies extremely close to the water and even touches it with the tip of a wing.

Greatest wave party large one tee only

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

Photograph of a Skimmer parsing the water

Waveblaster

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

Funny Sayings for Skimboarding "It's Okay If You Don't Skimboarding It's Kind Of A Smart People Sports Anyway". Funny gifts idea for Skimboarding lovers.

Funny Sayings for Skimboarding "It's Okay If You Don't Skimboarding It's Kind Of A Smart People Sports Anyway". Funny gifts idea for Skimboarding lovers.

a fan made tee for lownly's jeanmarco fix, 'Like a Drum'.

It's our new standard logo. Lunchbox vibes with the cool blue.