Slacker Merch
Description: Turn off your thoughts and zone out completely with this hilarious "Brain Off" penguin design! Featuring an adorable, lazy penguin slumped back in a chilled ice block chair, completely unwinding with a big tub of ice cream and an electric fan blowing, this funny animal illustration is the ultimate anthem for mental exhaustion and pure relaxation. It makes a perfect gift for introverts, burnt-out students, corporate employees, or anyone who loves an absolute lazy day.
Brain Off Funny Penguin Lazy Slacker Burnout T-Shirt Pillow
by ArtLab X
$23 $28
Soundgarden - Louder Than Love / Minimalist Style Graphic Design Sticker
by saudade
$3.15 $3.50
G U I D ED BY VO I C E S ∆ Fan Art Design Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by CultOfRomance
$17 $24
Sarcastic Dark Dry Slacker Multi-Task Ignore You Bag
by Geek_Laboratory
$19 $24
Winona Ryder • • 1990s Aesthetic Design Pin
by unknown_pleasures
$2.75 $3.25
NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL - ON AVERY ISLAND || ALBUM TRACKLIST || T-Shirt
by da90s
$16 $24
Les Savy Fav ••••• Original Retro Design Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by unknown_pleasures
$17 $24
Description: ... is an American punk rock band formed in Minneapolis, Minnesota in 1987. The band was founded by vocalist and guitarist Kat Bjelland, a native of Oregon, along with drummer Lori Barbero and bassist Michelle Leon, who was later replaced by Maureen Herman in 1992.
Babes In Toyland ---- Original Fan Artwork Tapestry
by CultOfRomance
$23 $30
Guided By Voices / Original Retro Fan Art Design Tote
by CultOfRomance
$13 $20
Snow Is Falling in Manhattan - Minimalist Illustration Artwork Hoodie
by saudade
$32 $42
Description: A minimal tribute to his classic track from Grace. Distressed/Faded print effect.
Corpus Christi Carol / Minimalist Graphic Design Fan Artwork Magnet
by saudade
$3.75 $4.75
Mitch Hedberg / 8bit 90s Style Fan Art Tribute Mug
by CultOfRomance
$13 $18
Description: Centered on comedy art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore cult comedy diehards and movie-quote lovers. A laid-back retro homage to the ultimate cult comedy. Made for fans of quotable movies, bowling nights and easygoing vintage style with a distressed worn-in finish. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee for film and TV lovers and pop-culture fans. Retro apparel and vintage pop-culture merch for true fans.
That Rug Really Tied the Room Together Slacker Bowling Art Socks
by Artsleep
$14 $20
Description: Master the ultimate workplace martial art with this hilarious "I'm prolific in Bullshitsu" text design. Featuring a raw, minimalist aesthetic, this sharp typography graphic is the definitive anthem for anyone navigating endless corporate meetings, buzzwords, and office politics. It makes a legendary, sarcastic secret Santa or leaving gift for coworkers, managers, and remote workers who survive the 9-to-5 through pure wit. Available on comfortable t-shirts, office mugs, hoodies, and laptop stickers to keep your corporate survival skills on full display.
Im Prolific In Bullshitsu Funny Sarcastic Work Shirt - Office Humor Pun Graphic Pillow
by HumanPhase
$23 $28
I Got So Much Procrastinating Done Today Slacker Mood Mug
by Anticorporati
$13 $18
Sarcastic Dark Dry Slacker Multi-Task Ignore You T-Shirt
by Geek_Laboratory
$16 $24
Sarcastic Dark Dry Slacker Multi-Task Ignore You Pin
by Geek_Laboratory
$2.75 $3.25
Morphine -- Original Fan Artwork Design Crewneck Sweatshirt
by unknown_pleasures
$28 $35
Description: This design features comedy art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true cult comedy fans and film buffs. A laid-back retro homage to the ultimate cult comedy. Made for fans of quotable movies, bowling nights and easygoing vintage style with a distressed worn-in finish. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee for film and TV lovers and pop-culture fans. Retro apparel and vintage pop-culture merch for true fans.
Description: Clocking out of procrastination and stepping into action mode. This witty, minimalist design is for the recovering slackers who are trading the couch life for goals and actual progress.
RECOVERING SLACKER Funny Relatable Hustle Typography Hoodie
by Masoki
$32 $42
Description: A sloth in a backwards cap and red gym shorts melts into a torn-up recliner with a "Zero Motivation" can in one claw and an open "Pizza Is My Cardio" box at his feet, under stacked lettering that reads "Bro. Bruh. Bro." and a bold red "Critically Overbro'd" banner. Lazy, loud and built for anyone who has said "bro" so many times it lost all meaning. A fun pick for couch champions, sloth lovers, gamers, brothers, or the friend whose whole vocabulary is three syllables.
Bro Bruh Bro Critically Overbro'd Funny Lazy Sloth Recliner Pizza Zero Motivation Posters and Art
by Fisheyed Graphics
$10 $14
Description: Bill Callahan (born June 3, 1966 is an American singer-songwriter and guitarist who has also recorded and performed under the band name Smog. Callahan began working in the lo-fi genre of underground rock, with home-made tape-albums recorded on four track tape recorders. Later he began releasing albums with the label Drag City, to which he remains signed today.
Smog - - - - Retro Style Fan Artwork Posters and Art
by unknown_pleasures
$10 $14
Sarcastic Dark Dry Slacker Multi-Task Ignore You Sticker
by Geek_Laboratory
$3.15 $3.50
Sarcastic Dark Dry Slacker Multi-Task Ignore You Bag
by Geek_Laboratory
$19 $24
