Socially Merch

A pretty design for introverts

Perfect gift for an introvert friend, who loves stay at home and read a book.

Simple white letters on black background: "[internal screaming]". When you're bottling it all up and putting on your "this is fine" face but everything is just too much.

Stuff for the unicorn ENFPs, the crazies!

Simple white letters on black background: "[dissociating]". Sometimes you just need to be left alone to do what you do. Socially anxious? Introvert? Wear it with pride.

Uncomfortable laughter is part of life.

Simple white letters on black background: "Actually - no." Whatever it is - the answer is no.

Social minimalist.

Get noticed at the club, with this stylish design!

It's way too peopley outside

Just eat me already, gosh! (With this stylish design!)

Do you talk to cats at parties?

perfect for people with social anxiety

We all panic sometimes, some of us just hide it better than others.

Get your socially awkward friends and family members laughing with this hilarious "It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone" sacrasm design! The perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. Ideal for fathers, mothers, grandparents, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, and friends who love to be left alone. This tee is a great last-minute gift idea for Christmas, office parties, Father's or Mother's Day, graduations, birthdays or any special occasion. Celebrate with this funny and awesome design!

I'm laughing because I'm uncomfortable, uncomfortable, shy, awkward, laughing, funny, quote,

Anxious since birth: a funny and sarcastic text design for introverted people. Black text version.

Simple white letters on black background: "amateur". Please don't judge; I've never even been trained. On anything. Just let me be; I'm not a professional at life and I'm doing my best.

Awkward Is My Specialty Awkward Humor Funny Quote Awkwardness Funny Humor Statement Quote Sarcasm Geek Introvert Antisocial Socially Awkward Anti-Social Anti Social Introversion Introverts Unite

When you have nothing to say.

Know I Said Hi But I'm Not Prepared For A Follow Up Conversation - funny introvert slogan

If you're like me people often ask you why you don't talk to them. This is my response.

I almost came as a shark, but then I realised an eagle’s slightly better.

Having a tough time saying "Hi" (much less, starting a conversation)? Let the talking shirt break the ice for you!

Aquaculture is on the rise. Great news for oyster lovers - eating craft oysters is not only delicious, but it's environmentally sound! Give your favorite oyster lover this design that celebrates oysters and going green.

Have you ever wanted the world to just go away? Have you ever wanted your own safe place to hide into when everything becomes too much? Do you wish you could carry your home on your back? Well, wear this t-shirt and have the second best thing! * Excellent gift for yourself or the introvert in your life. * Perfect for Myers Briggs lovers. * Fans of turtles or tortoises will swoon over it.

Let's just get this out of the way. You've been warned.

I mean...you did, didn't you?

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Know I Said Hi, but I Really Wasn’t Prepared for any Follow Up Conversation” design on apparel and gifts.

I hate pants and socializing: a funny text design for introverts, awkward and antisocial people who prefer to stay at home instead of socializing. White text version.

Social distancing before it was cool. For the original introverts.

For all those socially awkward people out there. Check out this witty “Sorry. I’m Awkward. Sorry.” design on your favorite apparel.

For all the fellow introverts out there!

Blanket onlookers with genuine salutations, with this stylish design!

Simple white letters on black background: "eccentric recluse". Are you Gloria Swanson or Howard Hughes at heart? Prefer to be pacing around your deserted Beverly Hills mansion, drink in hand, than out and about? Yeah, thought so.