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Description: Are you sent screeching into a homicidal rage over high sporting goods prices? Well, come on down to Blairstown for all your late-night sporting equipment needs! We are located mere minutes away from a bevy unsuspecting victims up at the camp! We have deals with all the best companies to bring you the absolute- deepest cuts! Have we got machetes? Well, brother, you just hit the jackpot! Any and every kind of ridiculously sharp item can be found under one roof, right here at Voorhees Bros. Sporting Goods! Don't forget, our grand reopening is coming up, and we are giving away a free goalie mask with the purchase of ANY chainsaw! So saunter menacingly through those woods and get on in to Voorhees Bros!
