Thanksgiving Socks
Description: October 30, 1978, WKRP’s station manager believed that he had come up with what was “the greatest promotional idea of all time” for Thanksgiving. This promotion involved hiring a helicopter to drop live turkeys at a local mall, but apparently, nobody involved was aware that turkeys are flightless birds: “Something just came out of the back of the helicopter. It’s a dark object. Perhaps a skydiver. A second. A third… No parachute yet. Oh my God! They’re turkeys!” They’re crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! The crowd is running for their lives!”
Description: Pilgrims, The Original Illegal Immigrants. Pilgrims A humorous and satirical comment on the current double standards on US immigration. Guaranteed to upset your racist, Trump loving uncle during Thanksgiving. An illustrated silhouette of a pilgrim with a caption that reads: "The Original Illegal Immigrants" in an Olde English style font.
Description: Are you looking for a Thanksgiving day american flag costume? This makes a great gift for a patriot or nationalist! Deisgn for people who stand for the national anthem! American Flag patriotic faded display your pride! While you join with family to give thanks on Thanksgiving 2017 wear a cool design.
