Alien Running Socks
Running From Earth Alien Running Sci Fi Humor Adventure Socks
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$20
Description: This is a fictional adventure poster featuring the text "Choose Your Own Adventure #37 War With The Evil Power Master." The illustration shows a green-skinned menacing face floating above two spaceships, with three figures below: one alien with yellow skin, and two other armored figures, one firing a weapon, and one running.
Description: Thinking? No. Moving? Yes. Away from problems? Absolutely. This alien has no thoughts, no plans, and no intention of facing anything today. Just pure, clean, high-speed avoidance. Sometimes the move is to simply not deal with it — at velocity. Perfect for chronic avoiders, procrastinators on the go, people whose coping mechanism is literally running away, and anyone who's ever responded to a problem by becoming very busy doing nothing related to it. Great for t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and the perfect gift for a friend who's "working on it" by actively going in the opposite direction.