Ant Socks
Description: Cross Technologies, originally called Pym Technologies, was a multinational industrial company run by Darren Cross. The company was also a rival of Stark Industries. Originally the company known as Pym Technologies and owned by Hank Pym, it was taken over by Darren Cross with the help of Hope van Dyne. After which, Cross rebranded the name of the company to Cross Technologies which he appropriated as the CEO and van Dyne as his assistant. Since Cross' tenure as CEO, profits for Pym Technologies have risen but innovation has stopped, leading many to question how Pym Technologies will continue to remain profitable.
Description: **Dale’s Dead-Bug**, the delightfully unorthodox extermination service from *King of the Hill*, is owned by **Dale Gribble** (aka Rusty Shackleford) in **Arlen, Texas**. Proudly **unlicensed, uninsured, and Liberia-incorporated** (not Delaware!), this rogue operation delivers “discount” pest control via Dale’s DIY grit, occasional family help, and the iconic **Bugabago**—a white 1990s minivan crowned with a massive fiberglass dead ant.
Description: Are your efforts to put food in your mouth at best partially successful? Is it possible your reputation as a messy eater is known within the kingdom of the ants? Are they now optimistically gathering a few inches below your chin awaiting dinner? This shirt assumes the answer to all of these questions is "yes".
